Originally posted by darvlayYou? A cross between Dean Martin and Michael Landon?
If I were a ranch-dressing-drinking, web-toed fruit fly like yourself I would consider fishin for recs. But since I am this century's amalgam of Dean Martin and Michael Landon, I need not use such tactics 🙂
Uh-huh.
You WISH you had Dean's talent... or Michael's good nature...
For that matter you WISH you could spell long words, hold down a job, seduce a woman without copious amounts of alcohol... or for that matter, walk upright.
I'm not gonna take any crap from some two-bit, butterfly-murdering, backyard-grazing, frozen-flagpole-licking, smurf-violating, gerbil molestor like you! I challenge you to a duel!
A Yachtzee tournament... 2 out of 3 falls... bring it on, little man!
Originally posted by DecanterNo joke - my yahtzee high score is 640. If you can find someone with a higher score then kill him because I want to have the record.
You? A cross between Dean Martin and Michael Landon?
Uh-huh.
You WISH you had Dean's talent... or Michael's good nature...
For that matter you WISH you could spell long words, hold down a job, seduce a woman without copious amounts of alcohol... or for that matter, walk upright.
I'm not gonna take any crap from some two-bit, butterfly-murdering, ba ...[text shortened]... hallenge you to a duel!
A Yachtzee tournament... 2 out of 3 falls... bring it on, little man!
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Decanter, you're doing a bang-up job of letting that wine breathe.
darvlay, your accusations sting me like fine champagne stings my eyes. I witness your despicable displays all the time. Now here's one of my own:
All you "friends" out there are hereby challenged to prove your comradery. Everyone get into groups of 3 or more and start massaging the feet of the person on your left. The first one to fall in love loses. Everyone else becomes uncomfortable.
Let the love in.
Originally posted by PBE6eeeeeew! Feet! eeeew!
Decanter, you're doing a bang-up job of letting that wine breathe.
darvlay, your accusations sting me like fine champagne stings my eyes. I witness your despicable displays all the time. Now here's one of my own:
All you "friends" out there are hereby challenged to prove your comradery. Everyone get into groups of 3 or more and start massaging th ...[text shortened]... The first one to fall in love loses. Everyone else becomes uncomfortable.
Let the love in.
Originally posted by darvlaythats probably more strategy than tactics - it doesnt require a 'direct and focussed response', it js puts u in a better position to potentially gain recs 😛
If I were a ranch-dressing-drinking, web-toed fruit fly like yourself I would consider fishin for recs. But since I am this century's amalgam of Dean Martin and Michael Landon, I need not use such tactics 🙂
*Snaps out of it, burns chess book and has a rest*
Originally posted by PBE6i guess thats my que!
Decanter, you're doing a bang-up job of letting that wine breathe.
darvlay, your accusations sting me like fine champagne stings my eyes. I witness your despicable displays all the time. Now here's one of my own:
All you "friends" out there are hereby challenged to prove your comradery. Everyone get into groups of 3 or more and start massaging th ...[text shortened]... The first one to fall in love loses. Everyone else becomes uncomfortable.
Let the love in.