Originally posted by Ice Coldhey start useing the words like mad or crazy.
Don't expect much from him. He is a simple Chupacabra, who enjoys playing chess. He is a good guy, just a little bit odd.
odd is what you say when your walking through your office and look in to see someone being eaten by a tiger (unless of course, your in India, then its just a common sight)
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Originally posted by lordyetiAll the words from your big heart are insightful and helpful. Any more?
you just gotta push past your senality.
i bet if you squeeze really hard you can get something.
or at least you'll begin the bowel movement that will end your constipation, gramps.
Edit: Darn thing unintentionally duplicated again. Oh well.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobbythat's obviously your new catchphrase. you should have your own sit-com.
What else is in your mind?
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*voiceover* 'Grampy' is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
*canned audience applause*
Epic: 'You're an idiot, grampy, and last night i got busy with your mother'
Grampy: 'Feedback much appeciated, let's have a beer. What else is on your mind?'
*canned audience laughter*
Ice Cold: 'You're a great guy Grampy. I like everyone'.
Grampy: 'Your words of friendship warm my cockles, though your ice cold presence in my pocket has the opposite effect. What else is on your mind?'
*canned audience snickering*
Shavixmir: 'You remind me of poo. Everything reminds me of poo'.
Grampy: 'Mmmmm poo kebabs, washed down with ice cold Texas lager. What else is on your mind?'
*canned audience guffaws*
Frank Burns: '#$&@*# Nordlys *#^&$^! Nordlys ($^%@&!% Nordlys'
Nordlys: 'You misspelt "#$(&*#"'.
Grampy: 'Hate and love are two sides of the same coin of the realm that the early bird catches until the cows come home. What else is on your mind?'
*canned hysterical audience laughter*
Iron Monkey: 'grampster, everything you say is vacuous waffle'
Grampy: 'Line drawn in sand, Dave. Taking high road. Am leaving forever. What else is on your mind?'
*canned audience oohs and aaahs. Grampy exits stage left. no-one notices*
Ice Cold: 'I drank some beer today. i like beer'.
Epic: 'Your mother gave me head last night'.
Frank Burns: '#$&@*# Nordlys *#^&$^! Nordlys ($^%@&!% Nordlys'
Nordlys: 'It's "($^%#&!%"'.
Shavixmir: Okay, here's a funny story involving poo and my personal humiliation...'
*Grampy enters stage right. canned audience applause*
Grampy: 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you might get. What else is on your mind?'
*canned audience giggles*
Iron Monkey: 'what happened to the line in the sand, grampster? The high road? The coin of the realm?'
Grampy: 'Learned valuable life lesson involving swedes and turnips. Thanks for the heads up. wtf? (just learned that one). What else is on your mind?'
*canned audience applause and laughter*
*voiceover* '"Grampy" was filmed before a live studio audience'.
Originally posted by Iron Monkeypriceless
that's obviously your new catchphrase. you should have your own sit-com.
*voiceover* 'Grampy' is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
*canned audience applause*
Epic: 'You're an idiot, grampy, and last night i got busy with your mother'
Grampy: 'Feedback much appeciated, let's have a beer. What else is on your mind?'
*canned audience laughte ...[text shortened]... was filmed before a live studio audience'.
Originally posted by Iron Monkeylol.
that's obviously your new catchphrase. you should have your own sit-com.
*voiceover* 'Grampy' is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
*canned audience applause*
Epic: 'You're an idiot, grampy, and last night i got busy with your mother'
Grampy: 'Feedback much appeciated, let's have a beer. What else is on your mind?'
*canned audience laughte ...[text shortened]... was filmed before a live studio audience'.