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  1. Playing with matches
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    Headline this morning:

    “Oklahoma man on meth steals car from porn video store with goat and guy inside, drives through 3 states, leads cops on low-speed chase”

    We are truly circling the bowl as a species.
  2. Subscriberrookie54
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    02 Jan '20 18:42
    i was NOT doing meth

    dammit
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    02 Jan '20 19:10
    tell that to the goat
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    02 Jan '20 20:21
    @hand-of-hecate said
    Headline this morning:

    “Oklahoma man on meth steals car from porn video store with goat and guy inside, drives through 3 states, leads cops on low-speed chase”

    We are truly circling the bowl as a species.
    LOL....Too funny to be true! πŸ˜‰

    -VR
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    @Very-Rusty
    Sadly it is. I’d google it, it’s too funny not to read the whole article.
  6. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    02 Jan '20 20:30
    @Hand-of-Hecate

    You should have sent the link!

    -VR
  7. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    02 Jan '20 20:53
    I can't even read a lot of the "news" anymore.
  8. Subscribersonhouse
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    02 Jan '20 22:181 edit
    @hope

    Good oneπŸ˜‰

    But there was the case of a drunk climbing up a really large natural gas container, like 100 foot high and getting to the top, lighting off fireworks.
    They found DNA samples a 1/4 mile away, that was ALL they found......
  9. SubscriberSuzianne
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    03 Jan '20 00:16
    @earl-of-trumps said
    I can't even read a lot of the "news" anymore.
    "Old white guy" syndrome.
  10. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    03 Jan '20 14:09
    @suzianne said
    "Old white guy" syndrome.
    Why Suzianne, bless your ageist, racist, misandrist, little heart!

    and happy new year!
  11. Standard membercaissad4
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    03 Jan '20 14:32
    @hand-of-hecate said
    Headline this morning:

    “Oklahoma man on meth steals car from porn video store with goat and guy inside, drives through 3 states, leads cops on low-speed chase”

    We are truly circling the bowl as a species.
    Just another US Senator being one of the boys .
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    03 Jan '20 19:531 edit
    @Hand-of-Hecate

    This can't be real. There are no video stores anymore, let alone porn video stores. You're probably the only one left of our perverted species who keeps a masturbatorium full of x-rated VHS tapes. Does your worn out copy of Dirty Debutantes have hockey tape covering the label from your unsuspecting wife?
  13. Subscriberrookie54
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    @darvlay

    *names my entire shack "masturbatorium"
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    @rookie54

    It's my favourite word of 2020... and the nicest room in the house. In my opinion anyway...
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    03 Jan '20 20:091 edit
    @suzianne said
    "Old white guy" syndrome.
    As opposed to "middle-aged woke woman" syndrome, where you have to read the news every morning because the enforced outrage is the only thing that keeps you from descending into sherry alcoholism.
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