2020 off to a great start

Headline this morning:

“Oklahoma man on meth steals car from porn video store with goat and guy inside, drives through 3 states, leads cops on low-speed chase”

We are truly circling the bowl as a species.

i was NOT doing meth

dammit

tell that to the goat

@hand-of-hecate said
Headline this morning:

“Oklahoma man on meth steals car from porn video store with goat and guy inside, drives through 3 states, leads cops on low-speed chase”

We are truly circling the bowl as a species.

@Very-Rusty
Sadly it is. I’d google it, it’s too funny not to read the whole article.

@Hand-of-Hecate

You should have sent the link!

-VR

I can't even read a lot of the "news" anymore.

@hope

Good one😉

But there was the case of a drunk climbing up a really large natural gas container, like 100 foot high and getting to the top, lighting off fireworks.
They found DNA samples a 1/4 mile away, that was ALL they found......

@earl-of-trumps said
I can't even read a lot of the "news" anymore.

@suzianne said
"Old white guy" syndrome.

@hand-of-hecate said
Headline this morning:

“Oklahoma man on meth steals car from porn video store with goat and guy inside, drives through 3 states, leads cops on low-speed chase”

We are truly circling the bowl as a species.

@Hand-of-Hecate

This can't be real. There are no video stores anymore, let alone porn video stores. You're probably the only one left of our perverted species who keeps a masturbatorium full of x-rated VHS tapes. Does your worn out copy of Dirty Debutantes have hockey tape covering the label from your unsuspecting wife?

@darvlay

*names my entire shack "masturbatorium"

@rookie54

It's my favourite word of 2020... and the nicest room in the house. In my opinion anyway...

@suzianne said
"Old white guy" syndrome.