1. Set out a study plan for the year, and then end up staying up all night before your exams
2. Make a friend for life in the first week and then discover that they are possessed by the devil and are keen to purchase your soul
3. Fall asleep at lecture
4. Discover religion
5. Develop a knowledge of the finest wines known to man and then decide that Tesco home brand is by far the best (and cheapest)
6. Set yourself the challenge of meeting someone from Leitrim
7. Find the library, and discover that it has all the information you need to complete your course
8. Never darken its door for the remainder of your college days unless to complain about the lack of adequate facilities you never intend to use
9. Think about robbing a bank
10. Go to a fancy dress ball as someone completely outrageous
11. Speak at a debate
12. Lose your virginity and then somehow find it again
13. Grow a beard
14. Wake up in a strange house and discover that you have joined religious cult during one particular hazy night out
15. Talk inordinate amounts of rubbish to the people you fancy in a bid to make yourself unbelievably attractive
16. Have your heart broken
17. Break someone else's heart while on the rebound
18. Develop secret persona on student chatroom website
19. Come up with the greatest hangover cure known to man and then attempt to sell it
20. Start a band and split up after six months because members are finding it difficult to truly express themselves
21. Set up a website with a few mates and then decide how you're going to spend the millions when you're a dot.com millionaire
22. Make a fool of yourself in front of at least a hundred people
23. Get off with someone completely out of your league
24. Leave
25. Vow never to return
me or at least one of my friends have accomplished most of these...