4 Levels Of Crazy

1. Talks to self.

2. Argues with self.

3. Interrupts self while arguing with self.

4. No longer speaking to self.

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
1. Talks to self.

2. Argues with self.

3. Interrupts self while arguing with self.

4. No longer speaking to self.

-VR

How exactly did you get to level 8?!

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
How exactly did you get to level 8?!

You would have to explain to me the levels 5 through 8, you may have surpassed me on Crazy!!!

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
You would have to explain to me the levels 5 through 8, you may have surpassed me on Crazy!!!

-VR

5. Tries to ignore self.

6. Passes self salt at dinner table.

7. Makes self laugh and shares moment of humour with self.

8. Grudgingly concedes that self is perhaps not so bad after all, and starts talking to self again.

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
5. Tries to ignore self.

6. Passes self salt at dinner table.

7. Makes self laugh and shares moment of humour with self.

8. Grudgingly concedes that self is perhaps not so bad after all, and starts talking to self again.

9. A rift forms with self.

10. Start hanging out with other self

11 Self sees you with other self; mortified, you explain it's not what it looks like

12. Self pulls out gun and says it this the only way it can end

13. Self aims and fires gun at you just as other self jumps in the way

14. Other self sinks to ground; tears in eyes, you look at self, weeping "Why?"

15. Self, realizing the monster self's become, says self always loved you; points gun at head and fires.

16. You lay there alone in the cold silence with your two dead selves, knowing you'll never love again.

Originally posted by @very-rusty
1. Talks to self.
...

That's just normal. How else could we know what we think?

Originally posted by @vivify
You lay there alone in the cold silence with your two dead selves, knowing you'll never love again.

yer knowledge of yerself will lead you away from self...
well done grasshopper...

17. Self is self playing hide and seek with itself.

4. Wajoma
3. Eladar
2. whodey
1. Mott the Hoople

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
1. Mott the Hoople

Thank you!