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Anyone fancy going a round on this again? I believe we had some fairly amusing results last time and seeing as this just appeared in my inbox I wondered if anyone was up for it:

Good Day Dear,
Am sorry for the inconveniency it may curse you for using this opportunity to communicating with you for the first time.
Well I shall be extremely happy if you will kindly understand the content of my proposal thereby contributing your own quarter.
Its true that the message will have some characters, but I want you to choose the best character that should favour us better, so that we should forge ahead in this transaction .
Well I am Miss. Maureen Udaenu , and an indigene of G/Bissau, though I left my country as a matter of death scallating because of wars but that was not my primary aim of leaving my country to Dakar Senegal where I am currently staying now, my major reason is because I was humiliated by my late father’s relatives as a result of their much focus on material things. I left my country because I was the only child left in my late father’s linage and It will not come to an end rather I will ensure I keep the family name on constant remembrance and existing.
But the principal aim for my being here is to concentrate well on what I will do in future with the money my late father left in one of the banks in Europe, the money is Five million eight US dollars ( $5.8 M).This money was meant for his multi investment projects before death struck him down. This is the principal reason why I am here in this country so that I shall concentrate and be mindful to this everlasting opportunity I inherited and to search for one who will stand on my behalf in the claim.
My contacting you is based on your complete capability to move to the Europe bank as soon as you could so that you will have a Table discussion with the bank thereby reclaiming and retransferring this money to your own bank account where it will be confidently be secured for my future investment .
There are other things that we should discuss as soon as you write back because we need to round up every bit of this matter before all the bank details should be exchanged to enable us come to close end of the whole matter which will lift me up from here to your country with your help and where we should stay for our investment projects as we agreed in the next page. Don’t forget that there are some hidden percentage that I have wholeheartedly mapped for you which will be revealed when we come to agreement that you will help me to secure this money in your own easy accessible bank account.
Hope to hear from you and it will sound better and encouraging if you will reply with your complete data’s so that I shall commence all applications on the need able documents that will ease the direct recommendation and also empowering you as my foreign live partner or my late father’s business associate before his death. Please reply via: mauda_4@yahoo.co.uk
Regards:
Miss. Maureen Udaenu.

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It's 419.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Anyone fancy going a round on this again? I believe we had some fairly amusing results last time and seeing as this just appeared in my inbox I wondered if anyone was up for it:

Good Day Dear,
Am sorry for the inconveniency it may curse you for using this opportunity to communicating with you for the first time.
Well I shall be extremely happy if ...[text shortened]... sociate before his death. Please reply via: mauda_4@yahoo.co.uk
Regards:
Miss. Maureen Udaenu.
There was an intersting article in the Guardian about scammers a few weeks ago...

I'd be more tempted to sign Maureen up for all the spam email in the world.

For those new to this www.419eater.com is the place to visit 🙂

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Originally posted by hopscotch
It's 419.
Pedant, it's obviously a typo, don't you have anything better to do, like writing some profile info?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Pedant, it's obviously a typo, don't you have anything better to do, like writing some profile info?
Yup, good point. I'll get right on that after I take my daily 04 winks, maybe I'll dream up a profile... that'd be like killing two stones with one bird.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Pedant, it's obviously a typo, don't you have anything better to do, like writing some profile info?
Still don't see my profile there.... do see Dr. Guy tho...

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Originally posted by Chakan
Still don't see my profile there.... do see Dr. Guy tho...
Patience my friend, patience

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try
www.ebolamonkeyman.com for some ideas.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Yup, good point. I'll get right on that after I take my daily 04 winks, maybe I'll dream up a profile... that'd be like killing two stones with one bird.
Sarcasm becomes you, go make use of it.

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Originally posted by Starrman
as we agreed in the next page.
😵

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Originally posted by Starrman
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before death struck him down.
Yeah, that'll happen ...

😀

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Originally posted by rhb
s www.419eater.com
That site is hilarious. Those guys are my new heroes.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Pedant, it's obviously a typo, don't you have anything better to do, like writing some profile info?
How do you play the guitar with such big fingers ?
Did you know I am a non sub?

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Originally posted by CenterNut
How do you play the guitar with such big fingers ?
Did you know I am a non sub?
What?

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Originally posted by Starrman
What?
Pardon me

Wot Wot Wot

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