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An interview with an 80-year-old woman


The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old
lady because she had just gotten married -- for the
fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life,
about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,
and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a
little about her first three husbands and what they
did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect
on all those years. After a short time, a smile came
to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that
she first married a banker when she was in her early
20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later
on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a
funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and
asked why she had married four men with such diverse
careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the
money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four
to go."

🙂

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by mikelom
An interview with an 80-year-old woman


The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old
lady because she had just gotten married -- for the
fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life,
about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,
and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she ans ...[text shortened]... one for the
money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four
to go."

🙂
Thanks, Mike. Will make it a point to read it to Mom tonight (already

hear her laughter, courtesy of you) on her anticipated call. 😀

YEAH BOY

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Originally posted by mikelom
An interview with an 80-year-old woman


The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old
lady because she had just gotten married -- for the
fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life,
about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,
and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she ans ...[text shortened]... one for the
money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four
to go."

🙂
Very good, Thanks for the laugh.

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