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50 worst songs of all time

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To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before
To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

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Dr Strangelove, you've given me a viewpoint I hadn't considered before, and you have got a point.

I would post what my personal worst tune of all time is, but there's a swear word in the title and I'm not allowed to 🙁

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oh ya
dirty luandry - don henley.

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
Its interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You dont really need to find out whats going on
You dont really want to know just how far its gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre stiff
Kick em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When its said and done we havent told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

can anyone dispute this being the dumbest song ever?

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
oh ya
dirty luandry - don henley.

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up ...[text shortened]... hat crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

can anyone dispute this being the dumbest song ever?
Of course - Fornicate (ahem) Macarena by MC Rage.

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Originally posted by Lone Knight
Of course - Fornicate (ahem) Macarena by MC Rage.
nope.
dirty laundry is worse.
If u were on a deserted island with a chick for the rest of your life, and could only listen to one song, would you pick dirty laundry or the macarena?
remember the song is constantly on repeat and you cant stop it, it comes out of a void you have no control over, dirty laundry or macarena?

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
nope.
dirty laundry is worse.
If u were on a deserted island with a chick for the rest of your life, and could only listen to one song, would you pick dirty laundry or the macarena?
remember the song is constantly on repeat and you cant stop it, it comes out of a void you have no control over, dirty laundry or macarena?
It's not Macarena though, it's some awful gabba version. I've not heard Dirty Laundry, but I'm willing to bet that **** Macarena is more stressful on the ear.

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Originally posted by Lone Knight
It's not Macarena though, it's some awful gabba version. I've not heard Dirty Laundry, but I'm willing to bet that **** Macarena is more stressful on the ear.
all I know is, if I were forced to choose, i'd grab a gun and blow my brains out.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
all I know is, if I were forced to choose, i'd grab a gun and blow my brains out.
I'd just bang the chick and hope her moans block the track out.

But whatever floats yer boat... 🙂

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Originally posted by Lone Knight
I'd just bang the chick and hope her moans block the track out.

But whatever floats yer boat... 🙂
can only bang for so long, eventually your gonna cum, and when your cumming just know that either macarena or dirty laundry will be there waiting for you, and all you're gonna want after is that 5 minutes of amazing silence but you wont get it, what you will get is dirty laundry or macarena.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
can only bang for so long, eventually your gonna cum, and when your cumming just know that either macarena or dirty laundry will be there waiting for you, and all you're gonna want after is that 5 minutes of amazing silence but you wont get it, what you will get is dirty laundry or macarena.
Once I'd came I'd go down on her until I'm ready again.

Only so long you can keep that up of course, but I'd still rather have sex and listen to terrible music than be dead.

Your quoted post was fantastic nonetheless.

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Originally posted by Lone Knight
Once I'd came I'd go down on her until I'm ready again.

Only so long you can keep that up of course, but I'd still rather have sex and listen to terrible music than be dead.

Your quoted post was fantastic nonetheless.
well you have a bold strategy.
may the force be with you.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
well you have a bold strategy.
To paraphrase a cheesy line from Knight Moves, I live my life like I play chess....

... blundering in the endgame! 🙂

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Insultin Paul Simon be worse than insultin me own mother.