I know you're all sweating with antici
pation.
I can sense the tension on RHP rise as Star Wars part three draws ever nearer!!!!!
A special Weird Al Yankovic treat for you today. The Star Wars Cantina, sung to the tune of Copacabana!!!!!
Her name was Leia,
She was a princess!
With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near...
So R2-D2,
found Ben Kenobi,
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion's hands,
So, Luke and Obi-Wan
had to get to Alderan,
So, they stopped into Mos Eisly to have a drink with Han;
*Chorus*
At the Star Wars,
Star Wars Cantina!
The wierdest creatures you've ever seen-a.
At the Star Wars,
Star Wars Cantina!
Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters,
at the Star Wars...
His name was Solo,
He was pilot
with a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide!
There with Chewbacca,
He was a wookie!
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millenium Falcon,
Docking Bay 94,
Stormtroopers at the door..
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber,
now there's an arm on the floor!
(Chorus)
His name was Yoda,
He was a Muppet!
Darth Vader was so bad and by the way, he's Luke's dad!
Luke kissed his sister,
his hand got cut off,
In that galaxy far far away,
Luke has had a lousy day;
Boba Fett was so mean,
Jabba had bad hygine!
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine?
(Chorus 2x)
Originally posted by shavixmirMy my this here annikan guy....
I know you're all sweating with antici
pation.
I can sense the tension on RHP rise as Star Wars part three draws ever nearer!!!!!
A special Weird Al Yankovic treat for you today. The Star Wars Cantina, sung to the tune of Copacabana!!!!!
Her name was Leia,
She was a princess!
With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near... ...[text shortened]... o mean,
Jabba had bad hygine!
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine?
(Chorus 2x)
ONE BLOODY REACTION???
Do you people think I spend hours and hours surfing the internet for the best bloody Star Wars jokes for ONE BLOODY REACTION???
When tomorrow comes, and believe it or not...number 5....I want tons of reactions. I want people tripping over themselves, breaking their necks in the rush, to compliment Star Wars and drown George Lucas in well wishes!
I want hundreds of you drooling over the new film! I want to see motivation. MOTIVATION WITH A CAPITAL M PEOPLE....
I want to see some LOVE on this bloody site! LOVE for George, Star Wars, princess Leia and the bloody ewoks!!!
A bit of motivation!
- This was a public announcement on behalf of the star wars fan club (of which, incidently, I'm not a member...but that's besides the point) -
Originally posted by shavixmirI'll FORCE myself tomorrow, I swear.
ONE BLOODY REACTION???
Do you people think I spend hours and hours surfing the internet for the best bloody Star Wars jokes for ONE BLOODY REACTION???
When tomorrow comes, and believe it or not...number 5....I want tons of reactions. I want people tripping over themselves, breaking their necks in the rush, to compliment Star Wars and drown George Luc ...[text shortened]... star wars fan club (of which, incidently, I'm not a member...but that's besides the point) -
Originally posted by shavixmirI didn't read most of it but I can't tell you that the force has left you shav, I guess it's time for you to go back to your job at Wendy's.
I know you're all sweating with antici
pation.
I can sense the tension on RHP rise as Star Wars part three draws ever nearer!!!!!
A special Weird Al Yankovic treat for you today. The Star Wars Cantina, sung to the tune of Copacabana!!!!!
Her name was Leia,
She was a princess!
With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near... ...[text shortened]... o mean,
Jabba had bad hygine!
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine?
(Chorus 2x)
*Weird Al tune*
My, my this here anikan guy, someday later maybe vader but now he's just a small fry, left his home and kissed his momma good bye sayin' soon I'm gonna be a jedi.
What a marvel Weird Al is 🙂.
Josh
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldno no! its:
I didn't read most of it but I can't tell you that the force has left you shav, I guess it's time for you to go back to your job at Wendy's.
*Weird Al tune*
My, my this here anikan guy, someday later maybe vader but now he's just a small fry, left his home and kissed his momma good bye sayin' soon I'm gonna be a jedi.
What a marvel Weird Al is 🙂.
Josh
my, my this here annikan guy,
may be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry,
left his home and kissed his momma good bye,
sayin' soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
soon I'm gonna be a jedi.😠
get it right people!!!😠😠
😉😛
Originally posted by Sariph00Don't make me hit you with my poodle hat cd 😉. I don't actually have any of his cd's, I like his music though. And excuse me for not hearing the song in probably over a year!
no no! its:
my, my this here annikan guy,
[b] may be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry,
left his home and kissed his momma good bye,
sayin' soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
soon I'm gonna be a jedi.😠
get it right people!!!😠😠
😉😛[/b]
Josh
Originally posted by Sariph00do u think u could type out all the lyrics for the song i cant understand some of wuts being said i got sucky speakerz:'(. so umn... yeah
no no! its:
my, my this here annikan guy,
[b] may be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry,
left his home and kissed his momma good bye,
sayin' soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
soon I'm gonna be a jedi.😠
get it right people!!!😠😠
😉😛[/b]
plz? 🙂
Originally posted by shavixmirDude, this definitely isn't going to help you get laid. 😉
I know you're all sweating with antici
pation.
I can sense the tension on RHP rise as Star Wars part three draws ever nearer!!!!!
A special Weird Al Yankovic treat for you today. The Star Wars Cantina, sung to the tune of Copacabana!!!!!
Her name was Leia,
She was a princess!
With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near...
Jabba had bad hygine!
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine?
(Chorus 2x)
