9 of 10 Germans...

...have trumpets instead of noses.

You must have had this opportunity to sit near German couple or to travel with them.
When they blow their noses it's RUURTUUTUTUTUUUUUR, like elephant having a sneeze.

Wearing socks with sandals, ok, I forgive them that, and I even began to practise that, to make them easier, I even wear socks on beach sandals (!), but this trumpeting like angry elephant in the jungle, that's a crime.

I've found Dutch to be guilty of that precise sin.

They also infest the beaches of Costa Blanca, but that's another
issue altogether.

Originally posted by vandervelde
...have trumpets instead of noses.

You must have had this opportunity to sit near German couple or to travel with them.
When they blow their noses it's RUURTUUTUTUTUUUUUR, like elephant having a sneeze.

Wearing socks with sandals, ok, I forgive them that, and I even began to practise that, to make them easier, I even wear socks on beach sandals (!), but this trumpeting like angry elephant in the jungle, that's a crime.