...shuffles into the confessional.
Father, I am 92 years old and have been married to the same woman for 75 years and have been faithful my whole life. I have 5 children, 17 grandchildren and 26 great grandchildren.
Yesterday, as I often do, I went to the local pub to have a quite beer. I got chatting to two beautiful, young, busty female students.
They took me back to the flat they shared and I made love to them both three times.
Are you sorry for your sins asked the priest.
Sins, what sins asked the old man.
What do you mean asked the priest? What kind of a Catholic are you?
Actually I am Jewish said the old man.
Well why are you here confessing this to me asked the priest.
Hell, said the old man, I am telling everybody.
🙂
Originally posted by adramforallLOL!
...shuffles into the confessional.
Father, I am 92 years old and have been married to the same woman for 75 years and have been faithful my whole life. I have 5 children, 17 grandchildren and 26 great grandchildren.
Yesterday, as I often do, I went to the local pub to have a quite beer. I got chatting to two beautiful, young, busty female student ...[text shortened]... confessing this to me asked the priest.
Hell, said the old man, I am telling everybody.
🙂
(I wonder if this joke was around "pre-Viagra"?)