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  1. SubscriberKegge
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    31 Dec '15 18:10
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Nah, you're Dutch, right? People should take that into account
    when making wild assumptions and throwing adventurous accusations.
    Yes, I am Dutch.
  2. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    31 Dec '15 18:11
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Does anyone hear that ghostly buzzing here and there? Like a hiss? A
    mosquito or something, it seems.

    Oh well, I guess it's just the wind. Carry on.
    Nice tactic.

    Good luck with that dude.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
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    31 Dec '15 18:20
    Originally posted by Kegge
    Yes, I am Dutch.
    Have you asked for forgiveness for the role the Dutch played in
    perfecting the slave trade and for inventing the financial bubbles?
  4. SubscriberKegge
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    31 Dec '15 18:57
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Have you asked for forgiveness for the role the Dutch played in
    perfecting the slave trade and for inventing the financial bubbles?
    No, of course not. I am not responsible for the mistakes of my ancestors.
  5. Standard memberSeitse
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    31 Dec '15 18:59
    Originally posted by Kegge
    No, of course not. I am not responsible for the mistakes of my ancestors.
    I like the cheese ball wrapped up in red wax, the one with the
    rooster on the logo. It's Netherland's best contribution to the
    world. I could eat it until collapsing and dying of a cheese overdose.

    What's your favorite strain of weed?
  6. SubscriberKegge
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    31 Dec '15 19:19
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I like the cheese ball wrapped up in red wax, the one with the
    rooster on the logo. It's Netherland's best contribution to the
    world. I could eat it until collapsing and dying of a cheese overdose.

    What's your favorite strain of weed?
    Nederwiet ( Skunk ) ... Dutch bred with lots of THC but i have to admit it has been a long time since I smoked any.

    the Dutch best contribution to the world? I think our mud dredging skils are very high on that list. If there is mud to be dredged ... you'll find Dutch dredgers. It's surprising we are not that good at mud wrestling considering.
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    31 Dec '15 19:36
    Originally posted by Kegge
    Nederwiet ( Skunk ) ... Dutch bred with lots of THC but i have to admit it has been a long time since I smoked any.

    the Dutch best contribution to the world? I think our mud dredging skils are very high on that list. If there is mud to be dredged ... you'll find Dutch dredgers. It's surprising we are not that good at mud wrestling considering.
    Didn't you guys invent the submarine and telescope? (Not to mention Bluetooth).
  8. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    31 Dec '15 19:36
    Originally posted by Seitse (OP)
    So, what is it that you're counting backwards for?

    Inquiring mind needs to know.
    Memo Thread 166701

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  9. Standard memberSeitse
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    31 Dec '15 19:44
    Originally posted by Kegge
    Nederwiet ( Skunk ) ... Dutch bred with lots of THC but i have to admit it has been a long time since I smoked any.

    the Dutch best contribution to the world? I think our mud dredging skils are very high on that list. If there is mud to be dredged ... you'll find Dutch dredgers. It's surprising we are not that good at mud wrestling considering.
    No, I beg to differ. It's the cheese I told you about. Do you know it?

    I find the skunk way too strong for my taste. I prefer mellow stuff, Mexican
    preferably.
  10. SubscriberKegge
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    31 Dec '15 19:55
    Originally posted by Seitse
    No, I beg to differ. It's the cheese I told you about. Do you know it?

    I find the skunk way too strong for my taste. I prefer mellow stuff, Mexican
    preferably.
    I don't know the specific brand but it's most like a Gouda cheese. I really like our cheeses as well.

    I used to smoke Skunk when I was way younger. We mix it with tobacco so it is less strong than the way Americans smoke joints.
  11. Standard memberSeitse
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    31 Dec '15 20:33
    Originally posted by Kegge
    I don't know the specific brand but it's most like a Gouda cheese. I really like our cheeses as well.

    I used to smoke Skunk when I was way younger. We mix it with tobacco so it is less strong than the way Americans smoke joints.
    Yes, Gouda, absolutely. Which reminds me of a joke, a Dutch joke
    actually. A man in his 70th birthday confesses to his wife that he
    is medically color blind. The wife sighs, looks at him, and says "darling,
    I also have something to confess: I am not from Gouda, I am from Ghana."

    😀

    Americans... well... just like to get hammered, no matter what.
    Up here in the North there is absolutely nothing available but
    hydroponic stuff, which kicks you like a hammer, so it has to be
    cut and then filtered through an apple or a bong with ice cubes
    in the neck. At my age I don't do that stuff any longer, except on
    special occasions, but even in my prime I was for the milder stuff.
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    31 Dec '15 20:46
    Americans are just Europeans in disguise
  13. Standard memberSeitse
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    31 Dec '15 21:03
    Originally posted by Wycombe Al
    Americans are just Europeans in disguise
    I beg to differ.

    Americans are just English in disguise.
  14. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    31 Dec '15 22:05
    Originally posted by Wycombe Al
    Americans are just Europeans in disguise
    Originally posted by Wycombe Al
    Americans are just Europeans in disguise

    Suggest you think twice, my friend: Thread 166868
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    31 Dec '15 22:56
    Originally posted by Kegge
    Nederwiet ( Skunk ) ... Dutch bred with lots of THC but i have to admit it has been a long time since I smoked any.

    the Dutch best contribution to the world? I think our mud dredging skils are very high on that list. If there is mud to be dredged ... you'll find Dutch dredgers. It's surprising we are not that good at mud wrestling considering.
    Tulips Windmills Moustaches and shop windows displaying whores.

    Personally I hate moustaches and tulips.
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