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Why is the sky blue? Why do fools fall in love? What makes an ocean wave wave?

These are not questions that can be answered.

DEAL WITH IT!~

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God willed it. And so it was.

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Why did General Dad beat up Phlab's Cat?

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you put it into a box with poisonous gas and a radioactive decay random switch.

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Because you are mousy.

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If Phlabibit has a cat, he can't be all bad. If he has a dog, he must be all good.
I doubt he hates you CatFood, maybe he is just hungry.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
If Phlabibit has a cat, he can't be all bad. If he has a dog, he must be all good.
I doubt he hates you CatFood, maybe he is just hungry.
Nobody has a cat, they can be the property of a cat though. (My cat made me post this).

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Why do birds suddenly appear
every time you are near?
Just like me, they want to be...
Close to you.

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Nobody has a cat, they can be the property of a cat though. (My cat made me post this).
The difference between cats and dogs:
Dog thinks: He pets me, feeds me, loves me - He must be god.
Cat thinks: He pets me, feeds me, loves me - I must be god.

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Nobody has a cat, they can be the property of a cat though. (My cat made me post this).
Want the best seat in the house? You'll have to move the cat.

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Originally posted by Crowley
The difference between cats and dogs:
Dog thinks: He pets me, feeds me, loves me - He must be god.
Cat thinks: He pets me, feeds me, loves me - I must be god.
Some people think dogs are smarter than cats because dogs do what you ask.
However cats are smarter than dogs because they DON'T do what people ask.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Some people think dogs are smarter than cats because dogs do what you ask.
However cats are smarter than dogs because they DON'T do what people ask.
Are the dogs not smarter because they develop a relationship with you in order to survive? Ya know, social structure intelligence seems superior to a cat's ass in my face.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Are the dogs not smarter because they develop a relationship with you in order to survive? Ya know, social structure intelligence seems superior to a cat's ass in my face.
Who said the cat didn't develop a superior relationship. Had they not, they'd be sewing fishing nets and making fishing poles right now rather than sticking their ass in YOUR FACE!~

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