A board with nails in it

Originally posted by fourteendayspermove
I am next to you....same time zone...some stupid map say there is a red line between us. I'm coming over.

Come on over, I haven't had any fun in some time.

I will show you how to go to sleep the quick way...

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Come on over, I haven't had any fun in some time.

I will show you how to go to sleep the quick way...

ahh the old groin massage...puts me to sleep every time. God I love those gay canadiens. (Hockey pun)

Originally posted by fourteendayspermove
ahh the old groin massage...puts me to sleep every time. God I love those gay canadiens. (Hockey pun)

You only wish it would be the groin, your wife told me about that to.

I can see if I can set you up with a nice fellow. 😉

Originally posted by Very Rusty
You only wish it would be the groin, your wife told me about that to.

I can see if I can set you up with a nice fellow. 😉

You know a lot about nice "fellows"?

Originally posted by fourteendayspermove
You know a lot about nice "fellows"?

Obviously not as well as you do, according to your wife that is. I would never spread rumours/rumors you know.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Obviously not as well as you do, according to your wife that is. I would never spread rumours/rumors you know.

Just me and you online eh? I should play with myself more.

Originally posted by fourteendayspermove
Just me and you online eh? I should play with myself more.

TMI

Originally posted by Very Rusty
TMI

Can I come over?

Originally posted by fourteendayspermove
Can I come over?

At your own risk, sure!

Originally posted by Very Rusty
At your own risk, sure!

Knock Knock!

Originally posted by fourteendayspermove
Knock Knock!

Why did you run, that was just the cat?

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Why did you run, that was just the cat?

cat? I'm not an idiot! that was grampy bobby in a cat suit with no crotch area!!