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  1. Arch Stantons Grave
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    22 Mar '20 22:472 edits
    Guys I have a confession to make.
    Last year I was watching a David Attenborough documentary about Pangolins.
    I imagined them to be delightful animals and purchased one on ebay.
    It came from China and proved to be a most inhospitable creature.
    It hated wearing a lead and going for a walk.
    One morning when we were out I attempted to pacify the wretched creature by purchasing it a Greggs sausage roll.
    Feeling somewhat stressed I inadvertently purchased it a vegan sausage roll. The scaly anteater went nuts and was subsequently packed off back to China. I heard it ended its days in a wet market and was sold for food. The rest as they say is history.
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    22 Mar '20 23:12
    YOU CAUSED THE VIRUS!
  3. Arch Stantons Grave
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    22 Mar '20 23:27
    I named the beast Rusty.
    Enough said.
  4. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    22 Mar '20 23:30
    Ok, I see the confusion. You really sent it to the other China, Canada!

    Ooooo Can-ad-daaaaaa 🙂
  5. Subscriberlemondrop
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    22 Mar '20 23:41
    @the-gravedigger said
    I named the beast Rusty.
    Enough said.
    I would have flushed Rusty down the toilet
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    23 Mar '20 00:15
    @lemondrop said
    I would have flushed Rusty down the toilet
    It probably would have bitten your hand off you Gerty! 😛 😉

    -VR
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    23 Mar '20 00:31
    @the-gravedigger said
    It came from China. The rest as they say is history.
    this story makes me smile
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    23 Mar '20 00:34
    @rookie54 said
    this story makes me smile
    Probably just gas.
    Somebody should burp you.
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    23 Mar '20 01:26
    @who-keres said
    Probably just gas.
    Somebody should burp you.
    chopped an apple
    put it inna cup
    added brown sugar and cinnamon
    and mixed it all up
    two minutes on high
    in the microwave
    poor man's apple pie
    hi, i'm the knave
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    23 Mar '20 01:41
    @rookie54 said
    chopped an apple
    put it inna cup
    added brown sugar and cinnamon
    and mixed it all up
    two minutes on high
    in the microwave
    poor man's apple pie
    hi, i'm the knave
    Sounds tasty.
    All i have is sunflower seeds and toilet paper. 😞
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    23 Mar '20 02:00
    @rookie54 said
    chopped an apple
    put it inna cup
    added brown sugar and cinnamon
    and mixed it all up
    two minutes on high
    in the microwave
    poor man's apple pie
    hi, i'm the knave
    sounds good
    I'll give it a try
    and put a little milk on it
  12. Arch Stantons Grave
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    23 Mar '20 10:49
    @lemondrop said
    I would have flushed Rusty down the toilet
    You make Rusty sound like a worthless turd.
  13. Subscriberlemondrop
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    23 Mar '20 10:52
    @the-gravedigger said
    You make Rusty sound like a worthless turd.
    😍
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    23 Mar '20 18:10
    @the-gravedigger said
    You make Rusty sound like a worthless turd.
    No, no, no... Rusty is valuable turd.
    I hope he doesn't "flush" from the compliment.
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    @who-keres said
    Sounds tasty.
    All i have is sunflower seeds and toilet paper. 😞
    You have toilet paper?!?!?
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