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A daily dose of happiness!

A daily dose of happiness!

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Have our cynical, sceptical way of life finally rooted so deeply into our
very essence of personality and disorder that would be heroes of
kindness and wisdom are now subjugated into the lower periphery of
forum existence such that we now require a daily dose of happiness to
get by in our meager, un-intellectually challenging existence? Is it so
bad that though our personal happiness and serenity would always come
from within us in a properly functioning world, we now require a
supplemental dose of happiness to keep us going in a vastly
meaningless and utterly self-destructive cycle of what would otherwise be
an ever growing, ever consuming pain of stress in the realisation that
we're all but maggots in the greater scheme of things and nothing that
we can possibly think of doing (with the clear exception of global
warming) will affect the world at large neither this nor that way?

Well, maybe. However, in a desperate act searching for just such a dose
of happiness, my best of friends (Google) told me about this link:

http://www.thehappyguy.com/daily-happiness-sample-1.html

It annoyed me even further, so I decided to spread a daily dose of my
own upon you my unsuspecting, mindless little cretins... friends! My
highly gifted friends. I pass onto you a daily dose of happiness for your
immediate consumption every morning, such that you can walk out into
any weather, wearing any set of clothes (or even lack thereof) and face
any opposition with a big, no, huge smile on your face.

Dec. 12th 2008

It's friday again, but fear not. Just close your eyes and imagine what life
would be without the stressful realisation of having to face yet another
weekend in complete, and utter loneliness. Imagine all the friends you
could have, had you been at least partially intelligent and considerate in
their times of need and you will immediately feel that familiar tingling of
a little happiness in your chest. Just close your eyes whenever reality
surface a little too much on you and imagine all your would-be friends
and you'll be Oooo-Kaaaay.

I hope it helps in finding your way back to a little uncynical happiness
this weekend, my friend.

🙂

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Originally posted by Jigtie
...your would-be friends...
Uh, hello?







* closing eyes... concentrating...

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* going to see google...

😞

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uh?

*scratches butt*

oh!

*smells finger*

uh?

*falls*

dang!

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Originally posted by Seitse
uh?

*scratches butt*

oh!

*smells finger*

uh?

*falls*

dang!
Your comedic delivery is flawless, as always! 😵