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yes, fantasy IS a good word


i have been tom sawyer
and, oddly enough, huck finn
i taught tom petty how to break those hearts
and indulged in hugh hefner's sin

once, i was an astronaut
john glenn was a hero of mine
i wanted to be the batman
but i was more like bonnie's clyde

i was freddie mercury on the stage
ziggy stardust too
bob seger owes me bigtime
because i showed him the night moves

i was a card shark in vegas
i raced motorcycles just for fun
i've fallen out of more trucks than computers can count
i think it was more than one

anheuser busch named a copper vat for me
i drank more beer than he could make
i swam the atlantic ocean once
and two of the states great lakes

i am more rakish than captain jack sparrow
i helped ben franklin build his kite
cleopatra left mark antony for me
when i built her a pyramid overnight

i wrote the magna carta
and dedicated it to the queen
i won a local steeplechase
i was the best they'd ever seen

cary grant wanted to be like me
ole bogart did as well
betty davis kept giving me those eyes
and bacall promised not to tell

i've written more books than stephen king
i'm smarter than ole steve hawking
i've read the encyclopedia thrice
and i'm better than obama at talking

i could go on and on all night
regaling you of my extraordinary exploits
but i've yet to bowl a 300 game
and at skydiving i'm not quite adroit

gotta go, i'll be back


@rookie54 said
yes, fantasy IS a good word


i have been tom sawyer
and, oddly enough, huck finn
i taught tom petty how to break those hearts
and indulged in hugh hefner's sin

once, i was an astronaut
john glenn was a hero of mine
i wanted to be the batman
but i was more like bonnie's clyde

i was freddie mercury on the stage
ziggy stardust too
bob seger owes me bigt ...[text shortened]... s
but i've yet to bowl a 300 game
and at skydiving i'm not quite adroit

gotta go, i'll be back
@rookie54,

I must say you have quite an imagination. You are starting to grow on me after all these years. 😉

-VR

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i am the cyan wizard of ohm
i've achieved the seventh dan
with powers of insight, empathy and love
i attend to the goddess with her fan

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i am but an hieroglyphic of olde
thrust into the emoji internet
like wagering on clouds, or playing dice with god
it seems i've lost this bet


@rookie54 said
yes, fantasy IS a good word


i have been tom sawyer
and, oddly enough, huck finn
i taught tom petty how to break those hearts
and indulged in hugh hefner's sin

once, i was an astronaut
john glenn was a hero of mine
i wanted to be the batman
but i was more like bonnie's clyde

i was freddie mercury on the stage
ziggy stardust too
bob seger owes me bigt ...[text shortened]... s
but i've yet to bowl a 300 game
and at skydiving i'm not quite adroit

gotta go, i'll be back
Okay, now this is good.

🙂