A few funny's

Q: How do you set a politician up in a small business?
A; Give him a big business and wait 6 months!

Q: 2 dead bodies in the road, 1 big rat, and 1 small lawyer - How do you tell the difference?
A: There were skid marks in front of the rat where the driver tried to stop!

Q: Where did the word politics originate?
A: From the Greek word "Poly" meaning many, and tics, meaning blood sucking creatures!

There were 3 people sitting at a table, a janitor, a banker, and an immigrant. On the table there were 20 doughnuts. The banker grabs 19 doughnuts for himself, then tells the janitor "Be careful, that immigrant is going to get your doughnut!"

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Q: When is the only time you have to talk to a liberal arts graduate?
A: When they ask you if you want fries with that burger.

Q: Why do liberals hate dentists?
A: Because dentists make teeth straight and white.

Q: Why are they called leftist?
A: Because they can't do anything right.

Q: How do kids play hop-scotch in liberal cities?
A: They jump over the needles and excrement.

@mchill
Kind of like I joke I heard when we lived in Jerusalem:

If you want to be a millionaire in Israel, come here with TWO.

BTW, I caught some neighbor kids trying to bob for french fries.