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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yup.
That's why I'm going there. The fewer people around me the better.
I can sell you a very nice piece of real estate in the middle of the Saraha dessert if you are interested.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
When you travel by sleeper train in India there are a few differences between "sleeper class" and "3 tier AC sleeper class".
The noticable distinctions being airco, blankets, pillow and a small mirror hanging above the (sealed) window, between the two rows of beds.

The bunks are stacked three high and I was sleeping on a central one, eye height, just ...[text shortened]... slowly combing your hair...

I'm impressed.

I wanna marry that woman!
I wanna marry that woman!
Presuming, of course, that it is permissable to marry one's mother in India.

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Originally posted by moweut
I can sell you a very nice piece of real estate in the middle of the Saraha dessert if you are interested.
tempting...

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
[b]I wanna marry that woman!
Presuming, of course, that it is permissable to marry one's mother in India.[/b]
We're not all from the same neck of the woods as you, I'm afraid.

But, even so, I'd rather marry my mother than marry the cracker spawn that spewed forth you.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
so now I'm going to Goa, which is 4 days away.
So which of these are most applicable
1) there are no budget airlines in India
2) you are an absolute cheap skate (ok so you are a dutch resident, so this one must be the correct answer)
3)you really enjoy your train sleeper peeping perversion to the exclusion of any and all basic comforts.
4) you have far to much time on your hands
5) you are deathly afraid of flying

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Originally posted by moweut
So which of these are most applicable
1) there are no budget airlines in India
2) you are an absolute cheap skate (ok so you are a dutch resident, so this one must be the correct answer)
3)you really enjoy your train sleeper peeping perversion to the exclusion of any and all basic comforts.
4) you have far to much time on your hands
5) you are deathly afraid of flying
I was going to fly.
But... (and this is the truth)...

This would be my last super-length train journey in India. The one after that (Goa to Bombay) is a one nighter.
So, after much deliberation and half a bottle of whiskey (although I don't know if you're supposed to spell Indian whiskey with an e or not) I opted for the train.

This is my last 7 hour stop-over. It's a place called Pune, pronounced: Poona.
It sucks. It's crowded, the McDonald's doesn't open until 11 (which it has now passed, so I'm sure to be gone pretty soon) and it stinks.

Anyways...in case you're interested. No, I don't eat crappy 3rd world Indian food.
One of the reasons for going to Goa is the BBQ'd fish. Fish that doesn't give you food poisoning.

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Originally posted by shavixmir


This is my last 7 hour stop-over. It's a place called Pune, pronounced: Poona.
isnt that where that world famous Osho guru lives (he had some other name in the past which eludes me for now, no got it : Bhagwan Rajneesh ). would be worth a visit in to the Osho Meditation Resort in my books.

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Originally posted by moweut
isnt that where that world famous Osho guru lives (he had some other name in the past which eludes me for now, no got it : Bhagwan Rajneesh ). would be worth a visit in to the Osho Meditation Resort in my books.
They eat rice in Ashrams.
So, unless they've got gurus who are into cannabalism, there's not a hope in hell I'll be visiting them.

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Originally posted by moweut
isnt that where that world famous Osho guru lives (he had some other name in the past which eludes me for now, no got it : Bhagwan Rajneesh ). would be worth a visit in to the Osho Meditation Resort in my books.
here is the address get to it and tell us about it:


Bhagwan Rajneesh’s famous ashram is located at 17 Koregoan Park, a green and elite suburb of Pune.

maybe he has some advice for your frigidity too🙂 there are/were into sexuality big time.

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Originally posted by moweut
here is the address get to it and tell us about it:


Bhagwan Rajneesh’s famous ashram is located at 17 Koregoan Park, a green and elite suburb of Pune.

maybe he has some advice for your frigidity too🙂
Believe me, as soon as I have a room for myself, I'll have the solution to my frigidity at hand...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Believe me, as soon as I have a room for myself, I'll have the solution to my frigidity at hand...
your are wasting a unique opportunity.( see edit above)

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with all that vegetarian food (beans etc.) think of all the gassy old women that will be there for you to ogle🙂 just trying to be helpful(smirk)