Over the last two years (maybe three, but that would be a bit of a push to remember so far back) I have been aware of a popular programme type which, I think, could be taken to its next logical conclusion.
I am talking, of course, about the property development/sale shows, whose basic format is to take a bit of a run down building with quite a nice structure and invest some time and money into building it back into something really good looking - then selling it on for a profit.
This led me to the next step of my plan, and it does not just have to be on TV (people could even do it in real life), which is to go out and find a girl who has a pretty nice face but maybe has a dodgy hairstyle, a bit of an excess waistline etc and then invest a few thousand pounds in getting them premium gym training, professional beauty treatment and (quite likely) a bit of an education and even eloqution lessions (after all, we all know the type of girls who will appear on reality TV shows...).
After a few months, you should have created a pretty damn good girlfriend for anybody and the next step would be to advertise her services to the highest bidder (on a pleutonic level - unless she wanted to go further with the guys... or even girls... who bought her) through a classy dating agency.
For the more concerned individual, you could always even propose they become your girlfriend - although I would always advise against this as most girls will hate your guts after being put through such a degrading ordeal (unless you happen to be quite rich and they happen to be from somewhere like essex).
So there you have it - Pimp My Girl in a nutshell. One could even go a step further and twin the show with pimp my ride (my inspiration for the catchy title) in order to get a vehicle worthy of the job.
Originally posted by inthegreenroomand you were critiqing Chex's jocular post? 😕
I've got a great idea for a reality show and it's quite simple:
You hold auditions looking for the best singers
and then once you've chosen them.
They compete onstage to see who is the best.
We'll call it...The Worlds Greatest Singer.
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