i think i will go to albany, new york and spend a week in the sewer outlet and between the chemicals from hooker chemical company and the rats i should be able to get bitten.
i will turn in to rat boy.
i will grow whiskers and wear a cape made from cat fur and i will let my fingernails grow long.
my special power will be an overwhelming stench so that when i get within 10 feet of you cannot breathe and you fall to the ground. successful criminals will carry top of the line ashtma inhalers and they will have a chance to get away.
i have one weakness. rat girl catches my attention alot. she lives in florida so unless you can get her on a bus to north western new york i cannot be stopped.
Originally posted by expuddlepirateSuper powers include. A magnet like attraction to moving car bumpers. The ability to fake death. The ability to turn into food.
I wouldn't post my secret identity on a forum thread. That is just dumb.
Signed,
Expuddlepirate (aka; Possum man)
Dang it, now everybody knows I'm Possum Man.
Originally posted by reinfeldImbedded in the bumper not tied. It was that possums tragic death that made me take up the cause. I owed it to his family to keep his memory alive. I have Possum Man on my checks to honor his memory.
we knew it. your girlfriend left a not in the cafe bathroom. there is also a sign taped to the back of your shirt. you also sign your checks as possum man. you also have a possum tied to the front grill of your truck.