A penny for your shorts

NoEarthlyReason

General

03 Mar 16

NoEarthlyReason

Joined: 10 Nov 12
Moves: 6889

03 Mar 16

Let's face it, who in their right mind wants to look at your legs?

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29595

03 Mar 16

At what point do shorts stop being shorts and start being trousers?

Answer immediately.

NoEarthlyReason

Joined: 10 Nov 12
Moves: 6889

03 Mar 16

Errm, when they're zapped with a transmogrification ray?

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

03 Mar 16

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
At what point do shorts stop being shorts and start being trousers?

Answer immediately.

... maybe it depends on an individual's height and girth

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 669841

03 Mar 16

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
At what point do shorts stop being shorts and start being trousers?

Answer immediately.

At the midst of the femoral.

No need to give any numbers.

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 186249

03 Mar 16

Originally posted by Ponderable
At the midst of the femoral.

No need to give any numbers.

Hang on a minute here. I just bought of pair of, what the manufacturer calls "Cargo Shorts", shorts, based on the obvious reference to shorts and the, depending where I decide I want my waist to be, ends either at or just below the knee, not as you seem to imply halfway between my knee and my "package".

lolof

Joined: 10 May 07
Moves: 10128

03 Mar 16

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hang on a minute here. I just bought of pair of, what the manufacturer calls "Cargo Shorts", shorts, based on the obvious reference to shorts and the, depending where I decide I want my waist to be, ends either at or just below the knee, not as you seem to imply halfway between my knee and my "package".

Taking the opportunity of wishing you a great vacation with plenty of sun, swimming, rum etc etc. 🙂

And isn't the waist always where it is?

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29595

03 Mar 16

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hang on a minute here. I just bought of pair of, what the manufacturer calls "Cargo Shorts", shorts, based on the obvious reference to shorts and the, depending where I decide I want my waist to be, ends either at or just below the knee, not as you seem to imply halfway between my knee and my "package".

Sorry Great Big Sage, are you saying your waist ends just below your knees?

Is that legal?

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 186249

03 Mar 16

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Sorry Great Big Sage, are you saying your waist ends just below your knees?

Is that legal?

Well until the surgery (a tummy tuck) yes, but I was referring to the bottom portion, where the leg covering ends, of the "shorts".😲😀

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 186249

03 Mar 16

Originally posted by lolof
Taking the opportunity of wishing you a great vacation with plenty of sun, swimming, rum etc etc. 🙂

And isn't the waist always where it is?

Thanks lolof we leave tomorrow. Yes it is where it always is but sometimes it seems to "go south" sometimes. 🙂