A penny for your shorts

Let's face it, who in their right mind wants to look at your legs?

At what point do shorts stop being shorts and start being trousers?

Answer immediately.

Errm, when they're zapped with a transmogrification ray?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
At what point do shorts stop being shorts and start being trousers?

Answer immediately.

... maybe it depends on an individual's height and girth

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
At what point do shorts stop being shorts and start being trousers?

Answer immediately.

At the midst of the femoral.

No need to give any numbers.

Originally posted by Ponderable
At the midst of the femoral.

No need to give any numbers.

Hang on a minute here. I just bought of pair of, what the manufacturer calls "Cargo Shorts", shorts, based on the obvious reference to shorts and the, depending where I decide I want my waist to be, ends either at or just below the knee, not as you seem to imply halfway between my knee and my "package".

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hang on a minute here. I just bought of pair of, what the manufacturer calls "Cargo Shorts", shorts, based on the obvious reference to shorts and the, depending where I decide I want my waist to be, ends either at or just below the knee, not as you seem to imply halfway between my knee and my "package".

Taking the opportunity of wishing you a great vacation with plenty of sun, swimming, rum etc etc. 🙂

And isn't the waist always where it is?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hang on a minute here. I just bought of pair of, what the manufacturer calls "Cargo Shorts", shorts, based on the obvious reference to shorts and the, depending where I decide I want my waist to be, ends either at or just below the knee, not as you seem to imply halfway between my knee and my "package".

Sorry Great Big Sage, are you saying your waist ends just below your knees?

Is that legal?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Sorry Great Big Sage, are you saying your waist ends just below your knees?

Is that legal?

Well until the surgery (a tummy tuck) yes, but I was referring to the bottom portion, where the leg covering ends, of the "shorts".😲😀

Originally posted by lolof
Taking the opportunity of wishing you a great vacation with plenty of sun, swimming, rum etc etc. 🙂

And isn't the waist always where it is?

Thanks lolof we leave tomorrow. Yes it is where it always is but sometimes it seems to "go south" sometimes. 🙂

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Let's face it, who in their right mind wants to look at your legs?

you made me cry...

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Let's face it, who in their right mind wants to look at your legs?

Oh, THAT kind of shorts. I was thinking of the ones that give sparks🙂

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Let's face it, who in their right mind wants to look at your legs?

Shorts are "de rigueur" here in Dunedin apart from in July.

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason (OP)
Let's face it, who in their right mind wants to look at your legs?

"A penny for your shorts" ~NoEarthlyReason

Seems that it must be at least partially true that 'imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.'

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Let's face it, who in their right mind wants to look at your legs?

Excuse me?

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