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Here is a poem you may enjoy.

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

All quotes from George W. Bush.

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
All quotes from George W. Bush.
No, really?

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
Here is a poem you may enjoy.

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

...[text shortened]... ize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

All quotes from George W. Bush.
🙂😀😵😵

At first, I thought it was a really crappy poem. But now, it all makes sense.

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Originally posted by stocken
🙂😀😵😵

At first, I thought it was a really crappy poem. But now, it all makes sense.
It’s rather impressive for a poem only made of quotes.

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
It’s rather impressive for a poem only made of quotes.
When thinking about the enormous plethora of quotes to draw from, I imagine the hard part had to do with choosing. 😉

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
Vulcanize society!
Lend me your ears.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Lend me your ears.
dear oh dear.... 😞

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Here's a good one:

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." —George W. Bush, Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

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"As a matter of fact, I know relations between our governments is good." —George W. Bush, on U.S.-South Korean relations, Washington D.C., Nov. 8, 2005

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"Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005


ha ha ha ha ha

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

[Now, here's a man who gave, and he just keeps on giving. Sad to say, but I'm starting to like him, in a weird sense of the word.]

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Originally posted by stocken
"Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush
Thats a great one, I would expect most people would know where and about how big brazil is. Also its not going to be a slip of the tounge he must of meant that.

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
Thats a great one, I would expect most people would know where and about how big brazil is.
Not only is Brazil big, but it has a population in the brazillions.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Not only is Brazil big, but it has a population in the brazillions.
I know a joke about that, but it seems to have temporarily eluded me.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I know a joke about that, but it seems to have temporarily eluded me.
Well...let me refresh your memory then, young padawan...

Cheney says to Bush: "We lost three Brazilian soldiers in Iraq today sir..."

And Bush bows his head and weeps. Everyone is surprised at his reaction. Finally, he raises his head and asks: "How many is a brazilian exactly?"

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well...let me refresh your memory then, young padawan...

Cheney says to Bush: "We lost three Brazilian soldiers in Iraq today sir..."

And Bush bows his head and weeps. Everyone is surprised at his reaction. Finally, he raises his head and asks: "How many is a brazilian exactly?"
Thank you master.