Originally posted by KneverKnightif you post on halloween then you can expect a post-mortem don't you think? or do you think i am being silly and ghoulish about this?
I was wondering witch thread to post to on halloween without having to shell out my principles; it seems that this one will have to do, not that I wish to imp-ly that this thread should be handed out to babes, sugar-coated, or dressed up as something it's not.
in friendship,
prad
Originally posted by pradtfI'm off my gourd about this very point: does punmanship on a hallowed eve mean that I must be adam-ant, eden at the risk of being fig-ured amongst the silly?
if you post on halloween then you can expect a post-mortem don't you think? or do you think i am being silly and ghoulish about this?
in friendship,
prad
Originally posted by KneverKnightKneverKnight, you are not silly. you are very clever, in fact a pure genesis with that figtitious reference to the garden where those two had eden that meal which caused them to be serpentant later.
I'm off my gourd about this very point: does punmanship on a hallowed eve mean that I must be adam-ant, eden at the risk of being fig-ured amongst the silly?
unfortunately, though they must have found the fruit appleing, they were accused of treeson.
in friendship,
prad
A long time ago, a Chinese gentleman travelled to King Arthur's court, was made a Knight of the Round Table, married and sired a child. While out slaying dragons, the new Knight's town was threatened by invaders and his child was moved to a convent for safekeeping. Upon his return, the knight anxiously burst into the convent looking for his offspring. The Mother Superior stopped him and said, "Who are you and what is your business here?"
He replied, "I'm Sir Chin, searchin' urchins for my baby"
(You'll need to be old to get that)
Originally posted by pradtfPardon me for button in but it seamed to occur to me that these types of jokes don't always sleeve people in stitches
ok if you insist then.
You can't trust tailors anymore. Why I had this friend who ordered a custom jacket and received a vest instead. Needless to say, he felt thoroughly desleeved.
in fiendship,
prad
As it happins, I still enjoy them 🙂
Originally posted by StarrmanLearn to steer!!! You're Guinivere off the road!!!
I think I grailed to get that last one, nevermind. Does anyone have any Arthurs? I feel I should have a camelot more, but I'm gawain home instead of percivalering with this. My home life is of a much higher excalibur.
🙄🙄🙄
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Originally posted by KneverKnightto KneverKnight
The Mother Superior stopped him and said, "Who are you and what is your business here?"
He replied, "I'm Sir Chin, searchin' urchins for my baby"
(You'll need to be old to get that)
kneverknight, i thought for a moment that the mother superior had hidden the baby in her chin 😀
to Starrman
nice work too starrman - that array of puns, that galahad to have resquired lancealot of effort.
to darvlay
i have to adknit that i wasn't thready for your last 2 sets of puns!
in fiendship,
prad
Originally posted by pradtfNot really, I Avalon list of them 🙂
to KneverKnight
kneverknight, i thought for a moment that the mother superior had hidden the baby in her chin 😀
to Starrman
nice work too starrman - that array of puns, that galahad to have resquired lancealot of effort.
to darvlay
i have to adknit that i wasn't thready for your last 2 sets of puns!
in fiendship,
prad