A guy walks into his hotel room with a duck under his arm. His wife awakens from her sleep and he says "This is the pig I sleep with". The wife says "That's not a pig it's a duck" He responds "I wasn't talking to you"!
Originally posted by Frank Burns A guy walks into his hotel room with a duck under his arm. His wife awakens from her sleep and he says "This is the pig I sleep with". The wife says "That's not a pig it's a duck" He responds "I wasn't talking to you"!