Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After
Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo I'm the one with the hole" she said .
"I'm the one with the nuts" he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt
her Cream Egg.
He fondled her Flap Jacks then showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Mrs Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bournville Boulevard via her party ring. He was quite
pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight.
When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchy. She
wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.
He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by
giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree
had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts.
