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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Queers chased me off a cliff
Robbin pushed batman over the cliff it was funny as his wings did not work hahaha KA SPLAT and BIFF plob

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Snowballs were being chucked at me as the kids in the stolen car slamed into me, and as we all went to our doom as we all crashed over the cliff

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Snowballs were being chucked at me as the kids in the stolen car slamed into me, and as we all went to our doom as we all crashed over the cliff
Trees were throwing their needles at me so I jumped into a ditch, or rather, a cliff.

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Upwards I could see the top of the cliff, five or so kids were looking down at me, then they pushed a very large rock off the cliff, I noticed that I was unable to move as the fall made me paralytic.
Then the lights whent out. At that point I think I became dead.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Upwards I could see the top of the cliff, five or so kids were looking down at me, then they pushed a very large rock off the cliff, I noticed that I was unable to move as the fall made me paralytic.
Then the lights whent out. At that point I think I became dead.
Vivaldi's ghost scared me until I ran off a cliff.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Vivaldi's ghost scared me until I ran off a cliff.
yodel, yodel, yodel...

Avalanche.....

Fell of a mountain.

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Originally posted by c99ux
yodel, yodel, yodel...

Avalanche.....

Fell of a mountain.
zillions of feet to fall before hitting the bottom of the cliff.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
zillions of feet to fall before hitting the bottom of the cliff.
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Avalauncher blows me off a cliff

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
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Avalauncher blows me off a cliff
Bionic man (steve austin) catches you at the last minute, saving your life. later you get run over by a bus when jay walking

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Bionic man (steve austin) catches you at the last minute, saving your life. later you get run over by a bus when jay walking
C*** chops off your winky as you are f****** the bird with the knob chopper

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
C*** chops off your winky as you are f****** the bird with the knob chopper
Doctor sews it back on again saving your life, Whilst in hospital bed recovering you catch killer super bug.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
C*** chops off your winky as you are f****** the bird with the knob chopper
I guess the cliff is over . . .

Doorknob in the temple OUCH!

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
I guess the cliff is over . . .

Doorknob in the temple OUCH!
Eaten alive by a fat bloke cos you nicked his cake

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
I guess the cliff is over . . .

Doorknob in the temple OUCH!
Egg head boldy thug kraps in your mouth and sits on your face untill you die

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
I guess the cliff is over . . .

Doorknob in the temple OUCH!
Emptying the contents of your stomach over a cliff.