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Originally posted by CenterNut
You cannot hold the oceans in a spoon.
If it snows in November, Christmas will be in December.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
If it snows in November, Christmas will be in December.
pffff yet another flight of fantasy from shav...

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Originally posted by Edwardipov
pffff yet another flight of fantasy from shav...
If it rains in February, May will follow April.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
If it rains in February, May will follow April.
If I poo on your head, It will smell.

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Originally posted by CenterNut
If I poo on your head, It will smell.
If you look at the left-hand-side, you don't see what's whappening at the right-hand-side.

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
If you look at the left-hand-side, you don't see what's whappening at the right-hand-side.
I like this one did the wise man tell you which way to look?

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Originally posted by CenterNut
I like this one did the wise man tell you which way to look?
Yeah, actually he did.
He told me to look straight ahead, so I could see where I was going without falling over my own two feet.

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Yeah, actually he did.
He told me to look straight ahead, so I could see where I was going without falling over my own two feet.
A wise man indeed.

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Originally posted by CenterNut
A wise man indeed.
I agree, It came from my (past away) father and he told me that when I was a little boy.

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
If you look at the left-hand-side, you don't see what's whappening at the right-hand-side.
What if there's a mirror to your left?

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
What if there's a mirror to your left?
Then you get scared, because you see your own face in full detail and fall down to the ground. 😀