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take a large monitor and throw it over my head...
strangle me with a mouse tail...
any other ways to take away the pain?? suggestions welcome.


http://www.redhotpawn.com/core/playchess.php?gameid=1336261

I 'slipped' and put the queen onto G4 instead of G3
unloseable to unwinable in an instant.

someone make me feel better with a worse move...

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Game 1336261

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Originally posted by PK
take a large monitor and throw it over my head...
strangle me with a mouse tail...
any other ways to take away the pain?? suggestions welcome.


http://www.redhotpawn.com/core/playchess.php?gameid=1336261

I 'slipped' and put the queen onto G4 instead of G3
unloseable to unwinable in an instant.

someone make me feel better with a worse move...
I don't know. I didn't have an advantage in this game, or anything, but my last move was certainly deserving of ridicule. I realized my mistake immediately after I committed my move. It's the only game I've lost by checkmate so far. All my other losses are resignations. Here's my tribute to masterful chess.

Game 1203110

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The one and only Vladamir No1, a fine effort:
1376948 Sorry its not in the right format, just copy and paste it in.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
The one and only Vladamir No1, a fine effort:
1376948 Sorry its not in the right format, just copy and paste it in.
No. We're all lazy so do it properly.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
No. We're all lazy so do it properly.
Prove it!

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Prove it!
No. You do it.

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Game 1311610

I wasn't doing too well in this one anyways, but my last move was just the worst one possible. I don't know what I was thinking, if anything.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Game 1311610

I wasn't doing too well in this one anyways, but my last move was just the worst one possible. I don't know what I was thinking, if anything.
Cor! It was crap!

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Game 1311610

I wasn't doing too well in this one anyways, but my last move was just the worst one possible. I don't know what I was thinking, if anything.
It wasn't the worst ONE possible. There were many tied for worst.

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Originally posted by ark13
It wasn't the worst ONE possible. There were many tied for worst.
lol
Ya, that's it, I forgot "King Safety"😛
Anyways, "war is war"

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Move 29. If I'd moved the rook to G2 instead of G3...

Game 744800

Seriously, that one made me cry.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
The one and only Vladamir No1, a fine effort:
1376948 Sorry its not in the right format, just copy and paste it in.
ok, Game 1376948
Lets see if that works. This is the vladamir game where he
really shows his stuff...

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I FRICKEN HATE CHESS I HATE IT I HATE IT NO MATTER WHAT ALL I DO IS BLUNDER BLUNDER BLUNDER I'M GOING TO FRICKEN CUT MYSELF!!!!! ARRGHGGHGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Coconut
I FRICKEN HATE CHESS I HATE IT I HATE IT NO MATTER WHAT ALL I DO IS BLUNDER BLUNDER BLUNDER I'M GOING TO FRICKEN CUT MYSELF!!!!! ARRGHGGHGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!
Make sure the blade is nice and sharp and cut alomg the line of the arm from the wrist towards the forearm. 4 inches should do it, a warm bath can help speed up the proceedure.