aaaaggh!! kill me now!!

surf bum

General

30 Aug 05

surf bum

in the tube

Joined: 02 Dec 02
Moves: 10236

30 Aug 05

take a large monitor and throw it over my head...
strangle me with a mouse tail...
any other ways to take away the pain?? suggestions welcome.

http://www.redhotpawn.com/core/playchess.php?gameid=1336261

I 'slipped' and put the queen onto G4 instead of G3
unloseable to unwinable in an instant.

someone make me feel better with a worse move...

Coconut

Earth Prime

Joined: 16 Mar 05
Moves: 35265

30 Aug 05

1 edit

Game 1336261

rheymans

Joined: 15 Mar 05
Moves: 3095

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by PK
take a large monitor and throw it over my head...
strangle me with a mouse tail...
any other ways to take away the pain?? suggestions welcome.

http://www.redhotpawn.com/core/playchess.php?gameid=1336261

I 'slipped' and put the queen onto G4 instead of G3
unloseable to unwinable in an instant.

someone make me feel better with a worse move...

I don't know. I didn't have an advantage in this game, or anything, but my last move was certainly deserving of ridicule. I realized my mistake immediately after I committed my move. It's the only game I've lost by checkmate so far. All my other losses are resignations. Here's my tribute to masterful chess.

Game 1203110

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53321

30 Aug 05

1 edit

The one and only Vladamir No1, a fine effort:
1376948 Sorry its not in the right format, just copy and paste it in.

Bowmann

Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

Joined: 17 Mar 05
Moves: 1345

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by sonhouse
The one and only Vladamir No1, a fine effort:
1376948 Sorry its not in the right format, just copy and paste it in.

No. We're all lazy so do it properly.

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by Bowmann
No. We're all lazy so do it properly.

Prove it!

Bowmann

Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

Joined: 17 Mar 05
Moves: 1345

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Prove it!

No. You do it.

KneverKnight

Strawman

Not Kansas

Joined: 10 Jul 04
Moves: 6405

30 Aug 05

Game 1311610

I wasn't doing too well in this one anyways, but my last move was just the worst one possible. I don't know what I was thinking, if anything.

Bowmann

Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

Joined: 17 Mar 05
Moves: 1345

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by KneverKnight
Game 1311610

I wasn't doing too well in this one anyways, but my last move was just the worst one possible. I don't know what I was thinking, if anything.

Cor! It was crap!

ark13

Enola Straight

mouse mouse mouse

Joined: 16 Jan 05
Moves: 12804

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by KneverKnight
Game 1311610

I wasn't doing too well in this one anyways, but my last move was just the worst one possible. I don't know what I was thinking, if anything.

It wasn't the worst ONE possible. There were many tied for worst.

KneverKnight

Strawman

Not Kansas

Joined: 10 Jul 04
Moves: 6405

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by ark13
It wasn't the worst ONE possible. There were many tied for worst.

lol
Ya, that's it, I forgot "King Safety"😛
Anyways, "war is war"

orfeo

Paralysed analyst

On a ship of fools

Joined: 26 May 04
Moves: 25780

30 Aug 05

Move 29. If I'd moved the rook to G2 instead of G3...

Game 744800

Seriously, that one made me cry.

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53321

30 Aug 05

1 edit

Originally posted by sonhouse
The one and only Vladamir No1, a fine effort:
1376948 Sorry its not in the right format, just copy and paste it in.

ok, Game 1376948
Lets see if that works. This is the vladamir game where he
really shows his stuff...

Coconut

Earth Prime

Joined: 16 Mar 05
Moves: 35265

30 Aug 05

I FRICKEN HATE CHESS I HATE IT I HATE IT NO MATTER WHAT ALL I DO IS BLUNDER BLUNDER BLUNDER I'M GOING TO FRICKEN CUT MYSELF!!!!! ARRGHGGHGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by Coconut
I FRICKEN HATE CHESS I HATE IT I HATE IT NO MATTER WHAT ALL I DO IS BLUNDER BLUNDER BLUNDER I'M GOING TO FRICKEN CUT MYSELF!!!!! ARRGHGGHGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!

Make sure the blade is nice and sharp and cut alomg the line of the arm from the wrist towards the forearm. 4 inches should do it, a warm bath can help speed up the proceedure.