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06 Sep 05
07 Sep 05
Originally posted by shavixmir"Geez, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition..."
Don't be silly.
Nobody questions the inquisition.
Three men dressed in bright red suits that scream bad taste jump through the door, and say with a French accent
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
-Fatty
07 Sep 05
Originally posted by Starryknight14Is there really a such thing as rocket science? Can you take a class call ROCKET SCIENCE 101? What analogy do rocket scientist use to infer a difficult proposition?
read the thread in general titled Cheaters being able to defend themselves... It's not rocket science
07 Sep 05
Originally posted by CanadaguyIt's in reference to the supposed complexity of rockets...I just light the fuse and stand well back.
Is there really a such thing as rocket science? Can you take a class call ROCKET SCIENCE 101? What analogy do rocket scientist use to infer a difficult proposition?
07 Sep 05
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Originally posted by Canadaguyrocket science exists, and it's darn hard! (thus the analogy)
Is there really a such thing as rocket science? Can you take a class call ROCKET SCIENCE 101? What analogy do rocket scientist use to infer a difficult proposition?
and starryknight started the thread after this one, look at the dates. he's just after all the glory! 🙄
07 Sep 05
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07 Sep 05
Originally posted by Moldy CrowSarcasm Level: 92%
Chair not comfy enough ? Too small for your 6ax-handle sized booty ?Has it got those annoying little buttons that dig into your fat backside ? Is it a lousey puke-paisly pattern your ex picked out just prior to leaving you for a well endowed shoe salesman ? But afraid that lesser sized chairs will not accommodate you're growing livestockish weight ?
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