About time I got laid!

That time of year again!

Took long enough, and had to do the paperwork twice because my accountant lost it the first time pushing the payoff back nearly a month.

😠

Anyway, I'm buying lunch today.

P-

Time to gas up the Citation XLS and head to Peter Luger's in NYC for an unforgettable steak. We can then have a nap at the Waldorf Astoria then head to Lombardi's for some classic and the best pizza in the world with some wine of course!

Originally posted by Katonah
Time to gas up the Citation XLS and head to Peter Luger's in NYC for an unforgettable steak. We can then have a nap at the Waldorf Astoria then head to Lombardi's for some classic and the best pizza in the world with some wine of course!

BBQ, we can hit the skies and go to Memphis, Texas and North Carolina if you like real bbq. Bring some decent looking hostesses and your CPA so we can get laid properly before April 15 🙂-

Originally posted by Katonah
BBQ, we can hit the skies and go to Memphis, Texas and North Carolina if you like real bbq. Bring some decent looking hostesses and your CPA so we can get laid properly before April 15 🙂-

Problem with being a genius like Anthony Bourdain or Mozart it is a curse the insane lament. No aluminum helmets here just meat ones and always willing to invite others to come and enjoy the shaved scrotum and the bad teeth 🙂-

Originally posted by Phlabibit
That time of year again!

Took long enough, and had to do the paperwork twice because my accountant lost it the first time pushing the payoff back nearly a month.

😠

Anyway, I'm buying lunch today.

P-

Originally posted by uzless
did you at least thank darv afterward?

Said the egg to the hen.

Originally posted by Katonah
Problem with being a genius like Anthony Bourdain or Mozart it is a curse the insane lament. No aluminum helmets here just meat ones and always willing to invite others to come and enjoy the shaved scrotum and the bad teeth 🙂-

Originally posted by Phlabibit
That time of year again!

Took long enough, and had to do the paperwork twice because my accountant lost it the first time pushing the payoff back nearly a month.

😠

Anyway, I'm buying lunch today.

P-

Originally posted by Phlabibit
That time of year again!

Took long enough, and had to do the paperwork twice because my accountant lost it the first time pushing the payoff back nearly a month.

😠

Anyway, I'm buying lunch today.

P-

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Didn't you already to this skit?

H-

Originally posted by Phlabibit
That time of year again!

Took long enough, and had to do the paperwork twice because my accountant lost it the first time pushing the payoff back nearly a month.

😠

Anyway, I'm buying lunch today.

P-

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Same ole, boring same ole. Tell me what a guy brags about and I'll tell you what he lacks. Phlabibit, please stop lowering RHP standards.