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i caught a wild chupacabra
with one hand tied behind my back
i named him fred and he's my new guard "dog"
soon i'll train him not to pee in the shack

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Abusing day workers is a serious crime.

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Intelligence is an exaggeration in itself and destroys the harmony of every face.

Oscar Wilde

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@Ponderable said
Intelligence is an exaggeration in itself and destroys the harmony of every face.

Oscar Wilde
I have never been accused of that. 😉

-VR

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One day, cats will rule the world...

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Excessive moderation is my second greatest virtue.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
One day, cats will rule the world...
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
two reasons humans are smarter than cats
1) we do not chase laser dots across the carpet
2) we are not afraid of vacuum cleaners

Bitches The Cat
cats are smarter than humans because we would never elect donald trump
a second point is not needed

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@chessgirlzzz said
Abusing day workers is a serious crime.
But the hours are good.