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I figure at the rate the ice caps are melting we need to seriously start thinking about were all the penguins are going to live when the ice is gone.

Who wants to adopt a penguin?

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Originally posted by trev33
I figure at the rate the ice caps are melting we need to seriously start thinking about were all the penguins are going to live when the ice is gone.

Who wants to adopt a penguin?
In upstairs lofts above tuxedo rental shops. Their day jobs will be to check bridal registries to prospect for hot leads and then to cold calls on grooms unlikely to develop cold feet. Some will opt for piece work in local icehouses, with sleeping quarters in off line refrigerated storage chests. The unfit will depart from this life to meet their maker and receive their eternal reward.

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Originally posted by trev33
I figure at the rate the ice caps are melting we need to seriously start thinking about were all the penguins are going to live when the ice is gone.

Who wants to adopt a penguin?
Maybe the Norwegian King's Guard could employ some more penguins.

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Originally posted by trev33
I figure at the rate the ice caps are melting we need to seriously start thinking about were all the penguins are going to live when the ice is gone.

Who wants to adopt a penguin?
They make excellent waiters. I saw it on Mary Poppins.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
They make excellent waiters. I saw it on Mary Poppins.
SSSHHHHH i don't want people turning them into salves.

Don't be watching Monty Python... people will start to think the penguin wants to take over the world. Which they do but it's not going to work if people suspect it 😕

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Originally posted by trev33
I figure at the rate the ice caps are melting we need to seriously start thinking about were all the penguins are going to live when the ice is gone.

Who wants to adopt a penguin?
Who'd want to adopt a penguin? You clean one up, bring it back to health, fit it with a nice new trasmitter, set it free, and it... disappears! Good grief. Better adopt a polar bear. They're harder to misplace.

Richard

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
In upstairs lofts above tuxedo rental shops. Their day jobs will be to check bridal registries to prospect for hot leads and then to cold calls on grooms unlikely to develop cold feet. Some will opt for piece work in local icehouses, with sleeping quarters in off line refrigerated storage chests. The unfit will depart from this life to meet their maker and receive their eternal reward.

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In upstairs lofts above tuxedo rental shops.

Bobby, you are writing too much. That's the first fragmented sentence I've seen you write for a long while. Time to take a break buddy.

-m.

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Originally posted by trev33
I figure at the rate the ice caps are melting we need to seriously start thinking about were all the penguins are going to live when the ice is gone.

Who wants to adopt a penguin?
I figure we should be looking for penguins who are willing to adopt us.

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Originally posted by trev33
SSSHHHHH i don't want people turning them into salves.

Don't be watching Monty Python... people will start to think the penguin wants to take over the world. Which they do but it's not going to work if people suspect it 😕
What's a salves?

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
What's a salves?
A misspelling of slaves.

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Originally posted by trev33
A misspelling of slaves.
Do the spelling cops annoy you? 😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
1) In upstairs lofts above tuxedo rental shops.

2) Bobby, you are writing too much. That's the first fragmented sentence I've seen you write for a long while. Time to take a break buddy.

-m.
1) Omitted verbs and/or modifiers heightens emphasis. 2) Yes.

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Originally posted by trev33
SSSHHHHH i don't want people turning them into salves.

Don't be watching Monty Python... people will start to think the penguin wants to take over the world. Which they do but it's not going to work if people suspect it 😕
This can also be confirmed in the Wallace and Grommet movie "The Wrong Trousers". Thus STRONGLY supporting the theory about the dark side of Penguins.

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Originally posted by trev33
SSSHHHHH i don't want people turning them into salves.

But I'm all out of penguin balm. Can I melt down just a couple of them? 🙁

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Can I melt down just a couple of them? 🙁
Memoirs of the Director of Chernobyl?? 😕