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Are you struggling to find the perfect Christmas gift for that special walrus in your life? Well, look no further! Introducing Walruswear, from the creators of spywear. Walruswear outfits are quick dry, comfortable, and breathable. But made from only the finest synthetics, they'll keep your walrus snug even through the coldest of winters. Finally, fashionable walrus clothing that won't cost you a tusk and a flipper! Available in all sizes and colors at your local WalrusMart!

We also sell tusk warmers for just $14.99

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Originally posted by ark13
Are you struggling to find the perfect Christmas gift for that special walrus in your life? Well, look no further! Introducing Walruswear, from the creators of spywear. Walruswear outfits are quick dry, comfortable, and breathable. But made from only the finest synthetics, they'll keep your walrus snug even through the coldest of winters. Finally, fashion in all sizes and colors at your local WalrusMart!

We also sell tusk warmers for just $14.99
The walrus is back! Arf!

I hope I'll get a pocket walrus for Whalemas.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The walrus is back! Arf!

I hope I'll get a pocket walrus for Whalemas.
I hope I get a pocket walrus, *and* a pocket.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The walrus is back! Arf!

I hope I'll get a pocket walrus for Whalemas.
It's rude of you to expect a gift on a holiday that our species doesn't even celebrate. You can expect a snowball basket on Walrusmass.

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Originally posted by ark13
It's rude of you to expect a gift on a holiday that our species doesn't even celebrate.
What do you mean!? Of course I celebrate Whalemas!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What do you mean!? Of course I celebrate Whalemas!
My species does not. *mumble grumble acceptance of other cultures grumble grumble speciesist discriminators mumble*

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Originally posted by ark13
Are you struggling to find the perfect Christmas gift for that special walrus in your life? Well, look no further! Introducing Walruswear, from the creators of spywear. Walruswear outfits are quick dry, comfortable, and breathable. But made from only the finest synthetics, they'll keep your walrus snug even through the coldest of winters. Finally, fashion ...[text shortened]... in all sizes and colors at your local WalrusMart!

We also sell tusk warmers for just $14.99
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm

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Originally posted by ark13
Are you struggling to find the perfect Christmas gift for that special walrus in your life? Well, look no further! Introducing Walruswear, from the creators of spywear. Walruswear outfits are quick dry, comfortable, and breathable. But made from only the finest synthetics, they'll keep your walrus snug even through the coldest of winters. Finally, fashion ...[text shortened]... in all sizes and colors at your local WalrusMart!

We also sell tusk warmers for just $14.99
you do anything that might fit a penguinpuffin?

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Originally posted by ark13
[b]My species does not. *mumble grumble acceptance of other cultures grumble grumble speciesist discriminators mumble*[/b]
Oops, sorry. I read "our" as "your". 😳 But shouldn't you give people presents on their holidays? If you give me a pocket walrus for Whalemas, you can expect to get a nice whaly present for Walrusmas, too. Deal?

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Originally posted by murrow
you do anything that might fit a penguinpuffin?
I would imagine a penguin puffin could snuggle into a tusk warmer like a sleeping bag.

How large is a penguin puffin anyway?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I would imagine a penguin puffin could snuggle into a tusk warmer like a sleeping bag.

How large is a penguin puffin anyway?
The murrow pictures on murrow's homepage should give you an idea. http://www.murrow.org.uk/

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Originally posted by ark13


We also sell willy warmers for just $14.99
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