25 Apr 08
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Originally posted by Iron MonkeyIron Monkey, Iron Monkey, Iron Monkey...
does this mean you've given up on trying to convince people you are Bowmann? that really was a new low, even for you.
Launched the "bowmann memories' thread because of the one year anniversary of the controversial guy's mysterious disappearance
and because I thought the general interest might still have legs. Then rbmorris personalized the idea of a bridge to gb, so I played along
with him for a few posts. Having read Amis and Larkin it was easy to do. So please rest assurred that I'm neither Bowmann nor his son.
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Honest Injun Truth... I'm his Brahmin blue blood Aunt Bertha from Boston.
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25 Apr 08
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobbypure bs, as usual.
Iron Monkey, Iron Monkey, Iron Monkey...
Launched the "bowmann memories' thread because of the one year anniversary of the controversial guy's mysterious disappearance
and because I thought the general interest might still have legs. Then rbmorris personalized the idea of a bridge to gb, so I played along
with him for a few posts. Having r onest Injun Truth... I'm his Brahmin blue blood Aunt Bertha from Boston.
!!!!
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1. you first claimed to be Bowmann, in the 'best kept secret' thread: http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=92418&page=2, well before you started 'bowmann memories'.
2. Bowmann's last post was dated about three months before you joined. are you really so hard up for things to do that you want to discuss a guy who left the site 15 months ago, and who left before you even joined? and not only, discuss, but attempt to assume his identity?
3. Your posts missed the anniversay of his last post by weeks.
4. Don't worry - read back through the relevant threads and you'll see you fooled no-one.
nice try. well, no - not really.
25 Apr 08
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Originally posted by Iron MonkeyGood morning, Father Dave. Though they are far too distasteful and numerous to mention, please forgive all of my unintentional and
pure bs, as usual.
1. you first claimed to be Bowmann, in the 'best kept secret' thread: http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=92418&page=2, well before you started 'bowmann memories'.
2. Bowmann's last post was dated about three months before you joined. are you really so hard up for things to do that you want to discuss he relevant threads and you'll see you fooled no-one.
nice try. well, no - not really.
frequent trespasses against you. And one question, if I may, regarding the way young people in the USA often encourage the old folks
to lighten up... if any senior citizen were ever to presume to similarly encourage a junior citizen, would such benign social behavior still
be viewed as child abuse? Love gift enclosed is earmarked for the Sunday School Renovation Fund at your large church in Sydney?
Your faithful servant and fervent prayer warrior,
Aunt Bertha
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Enclosure: $1.00 (wish it could be more but, as you know, medicine and diaper prices are on the rise).
25 Apr 08
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Originally posted by Iron MonkeyWhat exactly are you arguing about? GB's references to Bowmann are obviously aimed at me. We've had discussions about it in-game and in private. Not sure what you're getting bent out of shape about. Maybe I'm missing something?
pure bs, as usual.
1. you first claimed to be Bowmann, in the 'best kept secret' thread: http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=92418&page=2, well before you started 'bowmann memories'.
2. Bowmann's last post was dated about three months before you joined. are you really so hard up for things to do that you want to discuss he relevant threads and you'll see you fooled no-one.
nice try. well, no - not really.
25 Apr 08
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyonce again gramps - get off the drugs.
Good morning, Father Dave. Though they are far too distasteful and numerous to mention, please forgive all of my unintentional and
frequent trespasses against you. And one question, if I may, regarding the way young people in the USA often encourage the old folks
to lighten up... if any senior citizen were ever to presume to similarly encourage a ...[text shortened]... : $1.00 (wish it could be more but, as you know, medicine and diaper prices are on the rise).
25 Apr 08
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Originally posted by Iron MonkeyFather Dave, what a wonderful cost savings idea. Would you be kind enough to take a few moments from your hectic
once again gramps - get off the drugs.
schedule to run this divinely inspired plan by my physcian, Doctor I. Fix. His unlisted office telephone number is
(Rx2) 468-WDWA. Thank you once again for personalizing your Worldwide Grace in Action Ministry on my behalf.
Auntie Bertie
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Note: Having a bad hair day.
26 Apr 08
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobbygramps, you'd really be better off leaving sarcasm to those with the intellect to do it well. your version is on a par with Homer Simpson's. speaking of which, my mental image of you owes a lot to Grampa Simpson: http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Grampa
Father Dave, what a wonderful cost savings idea. Would you be kind enough to take a few moments from your hectic
schedule to run this divinely inspired plan by my physcian, Doctor I. Fix. His unlisted office telephone number is
(Rx2) 468-WDWA. Thank you once again for personalizing your Worldwide Grace in Action Ministry on my behalf.
Auntie Bertie
"!"
🙁
Note: Having a bad hair day.
EDIT: nice to see you going on the offensive though.
26 Apr 08
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Originally posted by Iron MonkeyGood one, Father Dave. By the way, CNN covered the Papal Release regarding your promotion on the evening news. Caught the tail
gramps, you'd really be better off leaving sarcasm to those with the intellect to do it well. your version is on a par with Homer Simpson's. speaking of which, my mental image of you owes a lot to Grampa Simpson: http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Grampa
EDIT: nice to see you going on the offensive though.
end of it, "... announced the long awaited promotion of Father Dave of Sydney to Immaculate Monsignor (aka I.M., Iron Monkey).
His expanded responsibilities will include a pioneering missionary effort on all internet chess sites, which he will conduct from his high
chair of moral authority at the Monastery of RHP. The Pope has provided I.M. with a brand spanky new 'Monkey Mobile' to facilitate his
travels around the forums." Congrats, Your Holiness. We all pray for you and believe the next stop on your pilgrimage will be Rome.
Aunt Bertha
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26 Apr 08
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyi bet it took you all day to think that one up, didn't it gramps?
Good one, Father Dave. By the way, CNN covered the Papal Release regarding your promotion on the evening news. Caught the tail
end of it, "... announced the long awaited promotion of Father Dave of Sydney to Immaculate Monsignor (aka I.M., Iron Monkey).
His expanded responsibilities will include a pioneering missionary effort on all internet ches ...[text shortened]... believe the next stop on your pilgrimage will be Rome.
Aunt Bertha
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