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After my uterus collapsed in the street....

After my uterus collapsed in the street....

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divegeester
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I was quite surprised as I hadn’t even given birth yet; furthermore I am male and didn’t think for one minute that I even had a uterus!

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@divegeester said
I was quite surprised as I hadn’t even given birth yet; furthermore I am male and didn’t think for one minute that I even had a uterus!
Here’s hoping you got all the help you needed and are recovering in hospital. There had to have been a lot of medical specialists involved in your unusual case, all of whom were scratching their heads.

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@divegeester said
I was quite surprised as I hadn’t even given birth yet; furthermore I am male and didn’t think for one minute that I even had a uterus!
Are you going to eat it?

divegeester
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@very-musty said
Are you going to eat it?
It’s the placenta which can sometimes be eaten.

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@divegeester said
I was quite surprised as I hadn’t even given birth yet; furthermore I am male and didn’t think for one minute that I even had a uterus!
Sounds a great idea for a TV drama.

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@drewnogal said
Sounds a great idea for a TV drama.
who would play the gooster?

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I think by now he is awake only to realize it was all a bad dream.

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@lemondrop said
who would play the gooster?
John Malkovich has that great intensity of expression. Can just see his face as it plops on the floor.

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@lemondrop said
who would play the gooster?
Himself?

-VR

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@drewnogal said
John Malkovich has that great intensity of expression. Can just see his face as it plops on the floor.
“I see divegeester standing over the body of another dead poster”
(adapted from Leary to Horrigan; In The Line of Fire 1993)

https://tinyurl.com/Malchovich

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@divegeester said
“I see divegeester standing over the body of another dead poster”
(adapted from Leary to Horrigan; In The Line of Fire 1993)

https://tinyurl.com/Malchovich
Don't quit your day job! 😛 🙂

A comedian you are not!

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@divegeester said
I was quite surprised as I hadn’t even given birth yet; furthermore I am male and didn’t think for one minute that I even had a uterus!
Again, don't quit your day job.

You would starve as a comedian.

-VR

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@divegeester said
I was quite surprised as I hadn’t even given birth yet; furthermore I am male and didn’t think for one minute that I even had a uterus!
So you just peed yourself then? Happens with old age 😛

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@trev33 said
So you just peed yourself then? Happens with old age 😛
This is the type of insight which I think should be more prevalent in this forum.

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