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Looks about the same as this morning.
Film at 11.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Looks about the same as this morning.
Film at 11.
I was thinking perhaps a TV "Movie of the week" is hidden somewhere in this.

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Don't talk to strangers
Cause they're only there to do you harm
Don't write in starlight
'Cause the words may come out real
Don't hide in doorways
You may find the key that opens up your soul
Don't go to Heaven cause it's really only Hell
Don't smell the flowers
They're an evil drug to make you loose your mind
Don't dream of women
'Cause they'll only bring you down

Hey you, you know me, you've touched me, I'm real
I'm forever the one that lets you look and see and
Feel me I'm danger, I'm the stranger
And I, I'm darkness, I'm anger, I'm pain
I am master, the evil song you sing inside your brain
Drive you insane

Don't talk, don't let 'em inside your mind
Run away, run away, girl

No, no, no don't let them in your mind
Protect your soul

Don't dance in darkness
You may stumble and you're sure to fall
Don't write in starlight
'Cause the words may come out real
Don't talk to strangers
'Cause they're only there to make you sad
Don't dream of women
'Cause they'll only bring you down

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Don't talk to strangers
Cause they're only there to do you harm
Don't write in starlight
'Cause the words may come out real
Don't hide in doorways
You may find the key that opens up your soul
Don't go to Heaven cause it's really only Hell
Don't smell the flowers
They're an evil drug to make you loose your mind
Don't dream of women
'Cause they'll ...[text shortened]... sad
Don't dream of women
'Cause they'll only bring you down
Seems you have the music for it.

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Skyrockets in flort,
Afternoon Report

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Originally posted by darvlay
Skyrockets in flort,
Afternoon Report
What is 'flort'?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What is 'flort'?
A word that rhymes with report, duh.

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Originally posted by darvlay
A word that rhymes with report, duh.
Initially struck me as a mindless rhyme but giving benefit of the doubt without strain has always been and still is my modus operandi, Mr. Einstein.



😀

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Initially struck me as a mindless rhyme but giving benefit of the doubt without strain has always been and still is my modus operandi, Mr. Einstein.



😀
"flort" of course! Flight corrupted into something that rhymes. Thus "blight" becomes "blort", and "might" becomes "mort". How dense you are, Bob! Perhaps we have a budding poet of nonsensical rhymes such as Lewis Carroll (aka. Henry Ludwidge Dodgson) who penned these words that I memorized as a child: "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogroves and the mome raths outgrabe." I am not sure if my spelling was correct there, but with made-up words, who really cares!

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What is 'flort'?
That's when you fart in the bathtub.
Do you live under a rock Bro? 😛

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
That's when you fart in the bathtub.
Do you live under a rock Bro? 😛
Thought all reality junkies allowed themselves brief excursions beneath rocks, now and then, looking for impulsively desperate snakes.

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Originally posted by ale1552
"flort" of course! Flight corrupted into something that rhymes. Thus "blight" becomes "blort", and "might" becomes "mort". How dense you are, Bob! Perhaps we have a budding poet of nonsensical rhymes such as Lewis Carroll (aka. Henry Ludwidge Dodgson) who penned these words that I memorized as a child: "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gim ...[text shortened]... ot sure if my spelling was correct there, but with made-up words, who really cares!
Sounds like a load of Jabberwocky to me. Very beamish and frajous.

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Originally posted by muppyman
Sounds like a load of Jabberwocky to me. Very beamish and frajous.
😀 Right on, my beamish boy! Or we might make more sense talking about cabbages and kings.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Skyrockets in flort,
Afternoon Report
Gonna find my baby,
gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been;
when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the
middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little
clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is
always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin'
up my appetite
looking forward to a
little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones
together makes the sparks ignite
and the thought of rubbin'
you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning
feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught
who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a
waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me
baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin'
'fore the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

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Yes, Afternoon Delight by the Starland Vocal Band.

Possibly the worst song ever written.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Gonna find my baby,
gonna hold her tight
So you ARE a man?