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Identify yourself immediately.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Identify yourself immediately.
Arnoldo J. Vasquez. 8 time illegal immigrant and professional disk jockey. Part time heating and cooling inspector, part time player. I enjoy books, money, tall buildings, America, and justice for all.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Arnoldo J. Vasquez. 8 time illegal immigrant and professional disk jockey. Part time heating and cooling inspector, part time player. I enjoy books, money, tall buildings, America, and justice for all.
Excellent. And will you join me in my quest for the Holy Grail?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Identify yourself immediately.
Never!

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Originally posted by dfm65
Never!
Noted. Have this man arrested at once.

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Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Noted. Have this man arrested at once.
What did Never do this time?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Excellent. And will you join me in my quest for the Holy Grail?
you're on, dude!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
Hold on, I will tell him......He says no thanks, he already has one!

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I'm not here -- I'm watching the Eagles lose 🙁 and sorting papers to grade. Should I show up, though, I'll be sure to let you know!

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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Excellent. And will you join me in my quest for the Holy Grail?
Don't waste your time questing.

I have the Grail in my basement, next to the box full of old pet supplies. I always put it out at garage sales, but nobody will pay even a quarter for it.

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Originally posted by reader1107
I'm not here -- I'm watching the Eagles lose 🙁 and sorting papers to grade. Should I show up, though, I'll be sure to let you know!
You sort the papers to grade. Then I'll grade the papers to sort. Teamwork.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
You sort the papers to grade. Then I'll grade the papers to sort. Teamwork.
All sorted! Half of the math is finished. Do you want math, phonics, science, social studies, penmanship, or grammar? I have something for everybody!

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Originally posted by reader1107
All sorted! Half of the math is finished. Do you want math, phonics, science, social studies, penmanship, or grammar? I have something for everybody!
Yikes!

For comedy purposes I'll start with penmanship. I will mark the grade on the paper so illegibly that the students won't be able to tell what they got. 🙄😵

Little student: "Teacher ... it looks like a got a 'Q-' ... what does that mean?"

You: "If you apply yourself maybe next time you will get a 'Q'"