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AIN'T 'TIS DE TRUTH? (funny)

AIN'T 'TIS DE TRUTH? (funny)

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving over 100%?
We have all been in those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103% What makes up 100% in life?

Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

if

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

But,

A-T-T-I-D-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

AND, look how far asskissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while hardwork and knowledge will put you close, and attidude will get you there, bullshit and asskissing will put you over the top.

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total 4 + 18 + 1 + 16.

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Originally posted by happinessisawarmgun
total 4 + 18 + 1 + 16.
Why? I don't get it.

~ Cheshire Cat 😀

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Originally posted by happinessisawarmgun
total 4 + 18 + 1 + 16.
??? what do you mean?

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Originally posted by happinessisawarmgun
total 4 + 18 + 1 + 16.
I think that he meant to say:

total 3 + 18 + 1 + 16.

Just replace each number with its corresponding letter.

-Ray.

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Originally posted by rgoudie
I think that he meant to say:

total [b]3
+ 18 + 1 + 16.

Just replace each number with its corresponding letter.

-Ray.
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Hmm...That does seem to make a little more sense. 🙂

~ Cheshire Cat 😀

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Originally posted by rgoudie
I think that he meant to say:

total [b]3
+ 18 + 1 + 16.

Just replace each number with its corresponding letter.

-Ray.
[/b]
yes , sorry. It was meant to be funny but I did not want to be rude .😉

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doing my head in no matter what the numbers

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Originally posted by happinessisawarmgun
yes , sorry. It was meant to be funny but I did not want to be rude .😉
ah - i get it - hohoho. 🙂