Three friends go out to celebrate one of them moving into a new apartment. A good time is had by all, good food, games of pool, excessive alcohol consumtion, loose women and a couple of cigars. Eventually things start to wind down and they decide to head back to check out their buddies new apartment with a few new female friends they've bumped in to. The apartment is a nice enough 2 bedroom place, everything pretty standard until they reach the bedroom. Behold! The bedroom contains an enourmous brass gong complete with a huge hammer. The friends are somewhat taken back and inquire, "What the hell do you have a gong in your bedroom for?" The drunken drawled response was, "Its not a gong its a clock. Here, I'll show you." The drunken gentlemen picks up the hammer and swings it into the gong with all his strength. The horrendous, reverberating din shakes the apartment and seems to take forever to die down to a dull roar. Suddenly there's a ferocious banging on the wall from the next apartment followed by a scream of, "For God's sake, its 3 o'clock in the morning! Knock it the @#%! off!"
HAHAHAH! Damn I crack myself up. Sorry if you didn't like the joke as it seems a shame to have to have wasted a minute of your life, but, now its is stuck in your brain cells and you'll never be free of it.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI thought the first one was better.
Three friends go out to celebrate one of them moving into a new apartment. A good time is had by all, good food, games of pool, excessive alcohol consumtion, loose women and a couple of cigars. Eventually things start to wind down and they decide to head back to check out their buddies new apartment with a few new female friends they've bumped in t ...[text shortened]... minute of your life, but, now its is stuck in your brain cells and you'll never be free of it.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatelol!
Three friends go out to celebrate one of them moving into a new apartment. A good time is had by all, good food, games of pool, excessive alcohol consumtion, loose women and a couple of cigars. Eventually things start to wind down and they decide to head back to check out their buddies new apartment with a few new female friends they've bumped in t ...[text shortened]... minute of your life, but, now its is stuck in your brain cells and you'll never be free of it.
Nope it's a good one 😀
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI just use some screaming female as I shcnog her from behind... the tennates upstairs love me...lol...
Three friends go out to celebrate one of them moving into a new apartment. A good time is had by all, good food, games of pool, excessive alcohol consumtion, loose women and a couple of cigars. Eventually things start to wind down and they decide to head back to check out their buddies new apartment with a few new female friends they've bumped in t ...[text shortened]... minute of your life, but, now its is stuck in your brain cells and you'll never be free of it.
Originally posted by TRAINS44Yes. It had to be said, Mr TRAINS44. Well done.
Long boring, not funny....that's what describes that "joke". (If that's what ya wanna call it) Nothing against tha guy who delivered it, but........... eh, forget it.
By the way, I think our game is coming along rather well. Time now for the bitter conclusion. Prepare yourself. Everything's about to change...
Originally posted by BowmannAnd By God, DONT advertise your loss to me, on the forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should know better, Dr. Bowmann! Very sincerely, Trains44
Yes. It had to be said, Mr TRAINS44. Well done.
By the way, I think our game is coming along rather well. Time now for the bitter conclusion. Prepare yourself. Everything's about to change...