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Alarm Clock Joke - best joke of all time.

Alarm Clock Joke - best joke of all time.

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Three friends go out to celebrate one of them moving into a new apartment. A good time is had by all, good food, games of pool, excessive alcohol consumtion, loose women and a couple of cigars. Eventually things start to wind down and they decide to head back to check out their buddies new apartment with a few new female friends they've bumped in to. The apartment is a nice enough 2 bedroom place, everything pretty standard until they reach the bedroom. Behold! The bedroom contains an enourmous brass gong complete with a huge hammer. The friends are somewhat taken back and inquire, "What the hell do you have a gong in your bedroom for?" The drunken drawled response was, "Its not a gong its a clock. Here, I'll show you." The drunken gentlemen picks up the hammer and swings it into the gong with all his strength. The horrendous, reverberating din shakes the apartment and seems to take forever to die down to a dull roar. Suddenly there's a ferocious banging on the wall from the next apartment followed by a scream of, "For God's sake, its 3 o'clock in the morning! Knock it the @#%! off!"

HAHAHAH! Damn I crack myself up. Sorry if you didn't like the joke as it seems a shame to have to have wasted a minute of your life, but, now its is stuck in your brain cells and you'll never be free of it.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Three friends go out to celebrate one of them moving into a new apartment. A good time is had by all, good food, games of pool, excessive alcohol consumtion, loose women and a couple of cigars. Eventually things start to wind down and they decide to head back to check out their buddies new apartment with a few new female friends they've bumped in t ...[text shortened]... minute of your life, but, now its is stuck in your brain cells and you'll never be free of it.
I thought the first one was better.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Three friends go out to celebrate one of them moving into a new apartment. A good time is had by all, good food, games of pool, excessive alcohol consumtion, loose women and a couple of cigars. Eventually things start to wind down and they decide to head back to check out their buddies new apartment with a few new female friends they've bumped in t ...[text shortened]... minute of your life, but, now its is stuck in your brain cells and you'll never be free of it.
lol!

Nope it's a good one 😀

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Originally posted by katty
lol!

Nope it's a good one 😀

Oh my God, What a lousy joke. Not even a chuckle.

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Oh my God, What a lousy joke. Not even a chuckle.
Still, its forever lodged in your tiny brain, imprinted on your feeble brain cells. MWAHAHAHAHHA!<COUGH! cough> MOOOWHAHAHAH!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Three friends go out to celebrate one of them moving into a new apartment. A good time is had by all, good food, games of pool, excessive alcohol consumtion, loose women and a couple of cigars. Eventually things start to wind down and they decide to head back to check out their buddies new apartment with a few new female friends they've bumped in t ...[text shortened]... minute of your life, but, now its is stuck in your brain cells and you'll never be free of it.
I just use some screaming female as I shcnog her from behind... the tennates upstairs love me...lol...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Still, its forever lodged in your tiny brain, imprinted on your feeble brain cells. MWAHAHAHAHHA!<COUGH! cough> MOOOWHAHAHAH!
UH UH WRONG ONLY A JOKE LIKE THAT CAN COME FROM A BRAIN DEFECT, EG..YOURS.

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Originally posted by katty
lol!

Nope it's a good one 😀

Long boring, not funny....that's what describes that "joke". (If that's what ya wanna call it) Nothing against tha guy who delivered it, but........... eh, forget it.

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Long boring, not funny....that's what describes that "joke". (If that's what ya wanna call it) Nothing against tha guy who delivered it, but........... eh, forget it.
Yes. It had to be said, Mr TRAINS44. Well done.


By the way, I think our game is coming along rather well. Time now for the bitter conclusion. Prepare yourself. Everything's about to change...

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Yes. It had to be said, Mr TRAINS44. Well done.


By the way, I think our game is coming along rather well. Time now for the bitter conclusion. Prepare yourself. Everything's about to change...
Oh God..HO- hum I heard that before. Sign z papers.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Yes. It had to be said, Mr TRAINS44. Well done.


By the way, I think our game is coming along rather well. Time now for the bitter conclusion. Prepare yourself. Everything's about to change...
And By God, DONT advertise your loss to me, on the forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should know better, Dr. Bowmann! Very sincerely, Trains44

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
now its is stuck in your brain cells and you'll never be free of it.
oh my what have you done?

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