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It's terrible. I just can't get Jessica Alba to leave me alone. She just can't believe that I only like her as a friend. :'(

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Originally posted by ark13
It's terrible. I just can't get Jessica Alba to leave me alone. She just can't believe that I only like her as a friend. :'(
Cracker, what?

Edit: Sorry; thought you meant "Melba."

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Originally posted by ark13
It's terrible. I just can't get Jessica Alba to leave me alone. She just can't believe that I only like her as a friend. :'(
Don't worry.. she'll get over it..

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Originally posted by Peachy
Don't worry.. she'll get over it..
I just feel so bad about breaking her heart. She's such a wonderful girl and everything, but I'm already dating Reese Wtherspoon.

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Originally posted by ark13
I just feel so bad about breaking her heart. She's such a wonderful girl and everything, but I'm already dating Reese Wtherspoon.
Listen man, these blonds are headache. Go with the brunette.

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Originally posted by Peachy
Listen man, these blonds are headache. Go with the brunette.
Or find a nice walra.

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Originally posted by Peachy
Listen man, these blonds are headache. Go with the brunette.
Well, she always says she has a headache...

I agree though. Blondes are never a good decision.

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she looked mighty fine at the oscars.

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Originally posted by tonytiger41
she looked mighty fine at the oscars.
Such a sweet lil thang. Won too.

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Originally posted by ark13
It's terrible. I just can't get Jessica Alba to leave me alone. She just can't believe that I only like her as a friend. :'(
Are you gay?

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why is there an obession about the sexual preferences of anonymous strangers on this site

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Are you gay?
Yes, and I'm dating Reese Witherspoon...

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Originally posted by ark13
Yes, and I'm dating Reese Witherspoon...
To bad she's married. That would make for quite the interesting made for tv movie though...Gay man dates married Reese Witherspoon...Find out what happens and if her name is real, 9 pm eastern time, only on Fox.

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Originally posted by drdon
why is there an obession about the sexual preferences of anonymous strangers on this site
I do agree.