Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS)

Originally posted by Seitse
***UPDATE***

According to the latest reports by the Canadian Social Services
(Department for Lonely Senior Citizens), Carlos is reeking of
alcohol and engaging in macho demonstrations of almost homo
erotic aggression towards other members of the same species,
i.e. Homo Trailerparkus --apparently provoked by some primal
contest involving heavy testosterone loaded... er... writing, lulz

More details to come.

Originally posted by Seitse
***UPDATE***

According to the latest reports by the Canadian Social Services
(Department for Lonely Senior Citizens), Carlos is reeking of
alcohol and engaging in macho demonstrations of almost homo
erotic aggression towards other members of the same species,
i.e. Homo Trailerparkus --apparently provoked by some primal
contest involving heavy testosterone loaded... er... writing, lulz

More details to come.

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Admit it -- he's really taken up curling.

Originally posted by Seitse
If that poor imbecile would take curling instead
of polluting these forums, we'd all be happy,
believe me.

Unfortunately, he prefers trolling over curling.

Recovering alcoholics, what can you do?

I think I saw Carlos is in this crowd somewhere:

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-Removed-

**** Update ****

The imbecile has been spotted by the Canadian Social Services
wandering around aimlessly in Halifax malls, stinking of alcohol
and asking why his family hasn't called in 2 years.

More to come.

Originally posted by Seitse
Careful, you may end up like Carlos: being the clown
of Halifax, with his loved ones just calling once a year,
and deluded.

Originally posted by Seitse
**** Update ****

The imbecile has been spotted by the Canadian Social Services
wandering around aimlessly in Halifax malls, stinking of alcohol
and asking why his family hasn't called in 2 years.

More to come.

***Update****

The lonely idiot is now deluded, splitting in two.
His childishness knows no limits. Someone must
recommend to him that walking around the house
holding open scissors is not a bad idea.

I just PM'd this to Carlos. Let's all wait and see...

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Quiz for Carlos ©
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1. When was the last time you got a call from the loved ones?

(a) Years ago.
(b) Months ago.
(c) I have no loved ones.
(d) My loved ones are all in the internetz. I get emails.

2. When was the last time you had a drink?

(a) This morning
(b) Drink of what?
(c) When I think of my loved ones
(d) Cheers!

3. When was the last time you got laid?

(a) Wut?
(b) Last time I got a call from my loved ones
(c) My parole officer said I should take it easy
(d) Say hello to Francois!

4. How often do you go out?

(a) Out? I got RHP!
(b) Out of my room or of my flat?
(c) Bacteria? Hello? Duh!
(d) When I must cash my social security check

5. How often do you shave and shower?

(a) Shower? I got RHP!
(b) When a loved one visits me
(c) When it is sponge bath day!
(d) Wut?

6. What is your definition of 'loved one'?

(a) The nurse says she cares for me
(b) The retirement house's janitor says he cares for me
(c) Anyone kept in my basement... usually my offspring
(d) Users of RHP's general forum who are friendly to me

7. What's the best Xmas wish you got from loved ones?

(a) Please, walk around with scissors in your hand
(b) Keep drinking, please
(c) You're retarded
(d) Wut?

****UPDATE****

Carlos just PM'd me saying that he doesn't feel like answering
the quiz because his (now) severed Siamese equally retarded
brother is gone... for being a troll.

It runs in the family! 😲

****UPDATE****

Carlos has not taken his daily medication and now is
feeling down, sadly contemplating his own misery.

Originally posted by Seitse
****UPDATE****

Carlos just PM'd me saying that he doesn't feel like answering
the quiz because his (now) severed Siamese equally retarded
brother is gone... for being a troll.

It runs in the family! 😲