Why don't we call space aliens "illegal aliens." I mean, if war of the worlds is any indication, we don't want their type in our country. Why isn't there a law against aliens landing their spacecraft in, or crossing the borders into our country? I mean, a few "No saucer landing" signs can't hurt, can they? I'll tell you why there's no laws! Those filty DC fat cats are afraid that making such a logical and safe law will turn off a few constituents who don't believe in aliens. God, what is this country coming to that to please everyone and keep their offices safe, our politicians won't even protect American citizens? Constituents, even if you don't believe in aliens, support the right of the rest of us to be protected from them. Politicians, don't worry about a few nutcases who'll disagree with your alien stance. The nation will thank you.
Originally posted by ark13Are you smurfing serious?! Are you telling me that you wouldn't want to be abducted by a UFO?! Honestly, when it comes to UFO's and being abducted I support Dane Cook. I WANT TO BE ABDUCTED, and like Dane Cook, just throw down a rope ladder, no need to suck me in with a beam.
Why don't we call space aliens "illegal aliens." I mean, if war of the worlds is any indication, we don't want their type in our country. Why isn't there a law against aliens landing their spacecraft in, or crossing the borders into our country? I mean, a few "No saucer landing" signs can't hurt, can they? I'll tell you why there's no laws! Those filty DC ...[text shortened]... few nutcases who'll disagree with your alien stance. The nation will thank you.
BTW- Eureka, which will be on the Sci-Fi channel next week looks sweet.
Originally posted by ark13Well, I certainly agree that we want to do all we can to keep the damn Martians out. They're dirty, smelly and ugly.
Why don't we call space aliens "illegal aliens." I mean, if war of the worlds is any indication, we don't want their type in our country. Why isn't there a law against aliens landing their spacecraft in, or crossing the borders into our country? I mean, a few "No saucer landing" signs can't hurt, can they? I'll tell you why there's no laws! Those filty DC ...[text shortened]... few nutcases who'll disagree with your alien stance. The nation will thank you.
But I think maybe we could allow some aliens from Alpha Centauri. They are cool, and spend their space-money freely.
Originally posted by RookRAKHey! You sound like an anti-alienist, we don't take to kindly to you folks around these parts of the forum...
Well, I certainly agree that we want to do all we can to keep the damn Martians out. They're dirty, smelly and ugly.
But I think maybe we could allow some aliens from Alpha Centauri. They are cool, and spend their space-money freely.
Originally posted by cmsMasterI woudn't want some alien to come and give me a ladder, it's cooler to be sucked in.
Are you smurfing serious?! Are you telling me that you wouldn't want to be abducted by a UFO?! Honestly, when it comes to UFO's and being abducted I support Dane Cook. I WANT TO BE ABDUCTED, and like Dane Cook, just throw down a rope ladder, no need to suck me in with a beam.
BTW- Eureka, which will be on the Sci-Fi channel next week looks sweet.
I think this is just like the dead people, if somebody dead appears in front of you why to run?, I want some dead to come to me and I will ask him what he has done and where he has been, its the only way to Know.
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on the side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York
See me walking down Fifth Avenue
A walking cane here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than license for a gun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run
If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York