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Why don't we call space aliens "illegal aliens." I mean, if war of the worlds is any indication, we don't want their type in our country. Why isn't there a law against aliens landing their spacecraft in, or crossing the borders into our country? I mean, a few "No saucer landing" signs can't hurt, can they? I'll tell you why there's no laws! Those filty DC fat cats are afraid that making such a logical and safe law will turn off a few constituents who don't believe in aliens. God, what is this country coming to that to please everyone and keep their offices safe, our politicians won't even protect American citizens? Constituents, even if you don't believe in aliens, support the right of the rest of us to be protected from them. Politicians, don't worry about a few nutcases who'll disagree with your alien stance. The nation will thank you.

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Originally posted by ark13
Why don't we call space aliens "illegal aliens." I mean, if war of the worlds is any indication, we don't want their type in our country. Why isn't there a law against aliens landing their spacecraft in, or crossing the borders into our country? I mean, a few "No saucer landing" signs can't hurt, can they? I'll tell you why there's no laws! Those filty DC ...[text shortened]... few nutcases who'll disagree with your alien stance. The nation will thank you.
Are you smurfing serious?! Are you telling me that you wouldn't want to be abducted by a UFO?! Honestly, when it comes to UFO's and being abducted I support Dane Cook. I WANT TO BE ABDUCTED, and like Dane Cook, just throw down a rope ladder, no need to suck me in with a beam.

BTW- Eureka, which will be on the Sci-Fi channel next week looks sweet.

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Originally posted by ark13
Why don't we call space aliens "illegal aliens." I mean, if war of the worlds is any indication, we don't want their type in our country. Why isn't there a law against aliens landing their spacecraft in, or crossing the borders into our country? I mean, a few "No saucer landing" signs can't hurt, can they? I'll tell you why there's no laws! Those filty DC ...[text shortened]... few nutcases who'll disagree with your alien stance. The nation will thank you.
Well, I certainly agree that we want to do all we can to keep the damn Martians out. They're dirty, smelly and ugly.

But I think maybe we could allow some aliens from Alpha Centauri. They are cool, and spend their space-money freely.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Well, I certainly agree that we want to do all we can to keep the damn Martians out. They're dirty, smelly and ugly.

But I think maybe we could allow some aliens from Alpha Centauri. They are cool, and spend their space-money freely.
Hey! You sound like an anti-alienist, we don't take to kindly to you folks around these parts of the forum...

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Hey! You sound like an anti-alienist, we don't take to kindly to you folks around these parts of the forum...
We don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly ...

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...i am going to marry an alien from outer space and petition to get
them a green card and since all the outer space aliens are space
brothers my alien can petition in turn for all the others...wow...what
a good deal....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...i am going to marry an alien from outer space and petition to get
them a green card and since all the outer space aliens are space
brothers my alien can petition in turn for all the others...wow...what
a good deal....
Just don't marry a Martian. See above ...

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Are you smurfing serious?! Are you telling me that you wouldn't want to be abducted by a UFO?! Honestly, when it comes to UFO's and being abducted I support Dane Cook. I WANT TO BE ABDUCTED, and like Dane Cook, just throw down a rope ladder, no need to suck me in with a beam.

BTW- Eureka, which will be on the Sci-Fi channel next week looks sweet.
I woudn't want some alien to come and give me a ladder, it's cooler to be sucked in.

I think this is just like the dead people, if somebody dead appears in front of you why to run?, I want some dead to come to me and I will ask him what he has done and where he has been, its the only way to Know.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
We don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly ...
They took our jobs! Took our jobs!

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Originally posted by monster truck
They took our jobs! Took our jobs!
Yeah, but this thread is stupid and immature. After all, there are no such things as aliens.


I love to singa
About the moona and the june-a and the springa...

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
Yeah, but this thread is stupid and immature. After all, there are no such things as aliens.


I love to singa
About the moona and the june-a and the springa...
A reference to themost immature show on TV.

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I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on the side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York

See me walking down Fifth Avenue
A walking cane here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm an Englishman in New York

I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York

If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York

Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun

Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than license for a gun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run

If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say

I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien
I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
A reference to themost immature show on TV.
Immature or thought provoking?

btw I'm super, thanks for asking!

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Originally posted by monster truck
Immature or thought provoking?

btw I'm super, thanks for asking!
Thought provoking if your IQ is still in the double digits.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Thought provoking if your IQ is still in the double digits.
Immature if your shorts are too tight.

btw I've got something in my front pocket for you.....