Always wash your hands

shavixmir

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07 Nov 05

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

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07 Nov 05

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After using tiger balm and before masturbation.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just suggesting you should.

🙁

Hand of Hecate

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07 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
After using tiger balm and before masturbation.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just suggesting you should.

🙁

Oh wise one, what are your thoughts on eating Jalapeno Peppers and then touching your junk? What is the comparitive risk of Peppers vs. Balb?

Wildfire

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07 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
After using tiger balm and before masturbation.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just suggesting you should.

🙁

I'll take your advice to heart.

invigorate

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07 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
After using tiger balm and before masturbation.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just suggesting you should.

🙁

If you smear vicks vapour rub on your chest you should wash your hands before getting into bed with your wife.

Bowmann

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07 Nov 05

Originally posted by Wildfire
I'll take your advice to heart.

That's not where he suggested you take it 😵

squaccerman

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07 Nov 05

After painting your kitchen, and before emptying your girlfriends clothes from the dishwasher.
Otherwise you'll need all Shav's advice on masterbation for a number of weeks.)

KJCavalier

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
After using tiger balm and before masturbation.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just suggesting you should.

🙁

You know, I was just wondering what would happen if.... but since you have cleared this up for me, I need not worry anymore!

BTW what was the end result of this experiment?

shavixmir

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by KJCavalier
BTW what was the end result of this experiment?

Much screeching, cursing and wailing.

And a hot soapy shower.

KJCavalier

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
Much screeching, cursing and wailing.

And a hot soapy shower.

I am to guess this was an actual experiment, self performed, and didn't receive the desired results?

Dr Strangelove

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
After using tiger balm and before masturbation.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just suggesting you should.

🙁

While you are NOT at it, do not shave your coconuts and apply after-shave lotion, unless you're looking for a cheap thrill.

shavixmir

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by KJCavalier
I am to guess this was an actual experiment, self performed, and didn't receive the desired results?

Not an experiment. A mistake.

KJCavalier

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
Not an experiment. A mistake.

I was attempting to be nice about it. You do bring back some memories though, when a young sailor, suffering from a back strain during boot camp, was using a prescription strength balm, when he went to adjust his "package" then tried to wash it offf with just water. Which, of course, intesified the heat even more.
Just so you know, it really wasn't me, but it was both extremely funny and painful to watch at the same time.😀😲

Redmike

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by squaccerman
After painting your kitchen, and before emptying your girlfriends clothes from the dishwasher.
Otherwise you'll need all Shav's advice on masterbation for a number of weeks.)

Why were her clothes in the dishwasher?

lausey

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by Redmike
Why were her clothes in the dishwasher?

Hope her best china isn't in the washing machine. 😲

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
After using tiger balm and before masturbation.

I'm not saying you have to, I'm just suggesting you should.

🙁

...and wash after masturbation.

Thank you.