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An interview with zzzx1

An interview with zzzx1

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Really good thread:

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/newthread.php?forumid=1

So, zzzx1, who the fudge are you? Really. Apart from the magazine covers, the TV specials, the chocolate bar endorsements. What makes you tick?

People are dying to know. In fact, one member of the RHP community responded to your post about the pope with a comment about Hollandaise sauce. And you know what? It made more sense than you did! How did someone like you, from humble beginnings, come to encompass all that is enigmatic about the world? Do you and God ever arm wrestle with your minds? Who lets whom win? What does it all mean?

I've never met an individual with a thumb on both the gibberish language and our hearts the way you do. Who was your mother? Did you ever live in Cairo? What do your feet smell like? I have a feeling you can answer all these questions in the most succinct answer ever witnessed by mankind.

So come on! Let's talk the talk, zzzx1.

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If I were you, I wouldn't hold my breath for any pearls of wisdom.

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Ok look u r really scardy and fat but well your really (f word)ing
so stop the noob stuff.

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Originally posted by zzxx1
Ok look u r really scardy and fat but well your really (f word)ing
so stop the noob stuff.
Oh no! He uses proper grammar! He must be a noob!

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Do u know noob is no

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Originally posted by zzxx1
Do u know noob is no
Yes I do know what a noob is...I play online games, probably a bit more and better than you.

A n00b (or nub, newb, newbie) is someone who is new to a game, and looked on disdainfully (we h8 that n00b lusor - put in for zzxx1s convenience) by the gaming community.

So, fark you, have a nice day.

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BW, this is gold and it's getting taped!!! Barbara Walters is going to drink herself to death when zzzx1 starts telling us about his childhood.

Speak on, prohpet!!!

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Originally posted by PBE6
Really good thread:

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/newthread.php?forumid=1
That thread is really good! 😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
That thread is really good! 😉
I'm going to bookmark it!

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Originally posted by D43M0N
I'm going to bookmark it!
It's a spot you can go to clear your mind and ingest the knowledge base that is zzzx1. I swear to God, you can hear angels speaking in his scentence structure.

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Originally posted by PBE6
Really good thread:

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/newthread.php?forumid=1

So, zzzx1, who the fudge are you? Really. Apart from the magazine covers, the TV specials, the chocolate bar endorsements. What makes you tick?

People are ...[text shortened]... witnessed by mankind.

So come on! Let's talk the talk, zzzx1.
So zz, are you a vampire?

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Originally posted by ark13
So zz, are you a vampire?
I'll ask the questions around here.

So zzzx1, are you a vampire? What's your favorite kind of soup? Who tailors your pants? Do some white men really have soul?

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Originally posted by PBE6
I'll ask the questions around here.

So zzzx1, are you a vampire? What's your favorite kind of soup? Who tailors your pants? Do some white men really have soul?
Well, see there was a bit of method behind that random question. I want to make sure you catch the less than subtle, and not very funny joke. The thread is titled, "Interview with zzxx1" and that reminded me of "Interview with a vampire." So, if zzxx1 was a vampire, then it would all make sense, wouldn't it? Everything comes together. How convenient.

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Originally posted by ark13
Well, see there was a bit of method behind that random question. I want to make sure you catch the less than subtle, and not very funny joke. The thread is titled, "Interview with zzxx1" and that reminded me of "Interview with a vampire." So, if zzxx1 was a vampire, then it would all make sense, wouldn't it? Everything comes together. How convenient.
You're right. It wasn't very funny.

Anyway, zzxx1 is getting away with saying NOTHING on this thread. NOTHING! I can't believe his audacity. NOTHING!! It's uncouth. It's unheralded. NOTHING WHATSOEVER!!! Vile.

Maybe it's because I've been spelling his name wrong all this time...😕

No matter! I've decided I'm going to sell his picture to the tabloids. Maybe that will loosen his tongue.

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[Making a formal request that Russ merge this thread with the An interview with God thread.]