An Ode To Putin

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

General

17 Sep 16 22:45

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

17 Sep 16 22:45

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Part I

Birds chirp, joyous orchestra
brought by nature
to sing; Dark Eyes?
Piercing daggers, I say!
Yet fountains of peace
for us who dwell
by your gentle, warm shadow.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

17 Sep 16 22:52

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Part II

I want to kiss your steel lips
oh sexy leader; morning breeze
as refreshing as strong are your arms.
Embrace me! I'm simmering
juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
of course. No homo.

FreakyKBH

Unknown Territories

Joined: 05 Dec 05
Moves: 20408

17 Sep 16 23:02

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Originally posted by Seitse
Part II

I want to kiss your steel lips
oh sexy leader; morning breeze
as refreshing as strong are your arms.
Embrace me! I'm simmering
juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
of course. No homo.

No homo

Whew!
That was a close one!

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

17 Sep 16 23:18

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Part III

I used to be an unbeliever like you,
then I took an arrow in the knee.
And he was there to embrace me
with the celestial span of his wings.
He arrived riding a bicephalous eagle
pointing his flaming sword to the sky.
He rescued me.
Vladimir, you handsome devil.

KnightStalker47

Joined: 12 Nov 06
Moves: 74414

18 Sep 16 01:12

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Sometimes when I make poutine I put a bit of vodka in it. I call the dish Vladimir Poutine.

It's my own personal recipe, the key is to mix the vodka in with the gravy.

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53419

18 Sep 16 01:53

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Originally posted by Seitse
Part II

I want to kiss your steel lips
oh sexy leader; morning breeze
as refreshing as strong are your arms.
Embrace me! I'm simmering
juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
of course. No homo.

Yes, they just LOVE him in Ukraine.

kquinn909

Joined: 15 Dec 03
Moves: 313682

18 Sep 16 05:21

MDMA?

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 37906

18 Sep 16 05:53

Originally posted by kquinn909
MDMA?

No, just TMI.

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

18 Sep 16 10:57

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No, just TMI.

TMI about what?

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

18 Sep 16 13:03

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Part IV

Hangover. Much pain.
Matters little. We celebrated Vladimir.
Chant, oh gargoyles, to our leader.
Hunchback tries to crash the party
yet the shadows overcome.
What the hell am I writing?
Never mind. More vodka.
To you, comrade Vladimirovich!