An Ode To Putin

Part I

Birds chirp, joyous orchestra
brought by nature
to sing; Dark Eyes?
Piercing daggers, I say!
Yet fountains of peace
for us who dwell
by your gentle, warm shadow.

Part II

I want to kiss your steel lips
oh sexy leader; morning breeze
as refreshing as strong are your arms.
Embrace me! I'm simmering
juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
of course. No homo.

Originally posted by Seitse
Part II

I want to kiss your steel lips
oh sexy leader; morning breeze
as refreshing as strong are your arms.
Embrace me! I'm simmering
juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
of course. No homo.

No homo

Whew!
That was a close one!

Part III

I used to be an unbeliever like you,
then I took an arrow in the knee.
And he was there to embrace me
with the celestial span of his wings.
He arrived riding a bicephalous eagle
pointing his flaming sword to the sky.
He rescued me.
Vladimir, you handsome devil.

Sometimes when I make poutine I put a bit of vodka in it. I call the dish Vladimir Poutine.

It's my own personal recipe, the key is to mix the vodka in with the gravy.

Originally posted by Seitse
Part II

I want to kiss your steel lips
oh sexy leader; morning breeze
as refreshing as strong are your arms.
Embrace me! I'm simmering
juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
of course. No homo.

Yes, they just LOVE him in Ukraine.

MDMA?

Originally posted by kquinn909
MDMA?

No, just TMI.

Originally posted by Suzianne
No, just TMI.

TMI about what?

Part IV

Hangover. Much pain.
Matters little. We celebrated Vladimir.
Chant, oh gargoyles, to our leader.
Hunchback tries to crash the party
yet the shadows overcome.
What the hell am I writing?
Never mind. More vodka.
To you, comrade Vladimirovich!

Originally posted by Suzianne
No, just TMI.

The meaning of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) is quite clear but why Trimethylindium (TMI)?

Originally posted by Ponderable
The meaning of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) is quite clear but why Trimethylindium (TMI)?

Too Much Information, my friend.

I knocked on the door of the Kremlin and said is Lenin.

More vodka Dimitri.

Originally posted by Ponderable
The meaning of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) is quite clear but why Trimethylindium (TMI)?

I did my final chemistry exam today... oh organic chemistry reaction conditions I won't miss you..

Putin red
in tooth
and claw
poor old
Ukraine