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  1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    17 Sep '16 22:45
    Part I

    Birds chirp, joyous orchestra
    brought by nature
    to sing; Dark Eyes?
    Piercing daggers, I say!
    Yet fountains of peace
    for us who dwell
    by your gentle, warm shadow.
  2. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    17 Sep '16 22:52
    Part II

    I want to kiss your steel lips
    oh sexy leader; morning breeze
    as refreshing as strong are your arms.
    Embrace me! I'm simmering
    juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
    of course. No homo.
  3. Unknown Territories
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    17 Sep '16 23:02
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Part II

    I want to kiss your steel lips
    oh sexy leader; morning breeze
    as refreshing as strong are your arms.
    Embrace me! I'm simmering
    juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
    of course. No homo.
    No homo

    Whew!
    That was a close one!
  4. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    17 Sep '16 23:18
    Part III

    I used to be an unbeliever like you,
    then I took an arrow in the knee.
    And he was there to embrace me
    with the celestial span of his wings.
    He arrived riding a bicephalous eagle
    pointing his flaming sword to the sky.
    He rescued me.
    Vladimir, you handsome devil.
  5. Joined
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    18 Sep '16 01:121 edit
    Sometimes when I make poutine I put a bit of vodka in it. I call the dish Vladimir Poutine.

    It's my own personal recipe, the key is to mix the vodka in with the gravy.
  6. Subscribersonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    slatington, pa, usa
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    18 Sep '16 01:53
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Part II

    I want to kiss your steel lips
    oh sexy leader; morning breeze
    as refreshing as strong are your arms.
    Embrace me! I'm simmering
    juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
    of course. No homo.
    Yes, they just LOVE him in Ukraine.
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    18 Sep '16 05:21
    MDMA?
  8. SubscriberSuzianne
    Misfit Queen
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    18 Sep '16 05:53
    Originally posted by kquinn909
    MDMA?
    No, just TMI.
  9. Joined
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    18 Sep '16 10:57
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    No, just TMI.
    TMI about what?
  10. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    18 Sep '16 13:03
    Part IV

    Hangover. Much pain.
    Matters little. We celebrated Vladimir.
    Chant, oh gargoyles, to our leader.
    Hunchback tries to crash the party
    yet the shadows overcome.
    What the hell am I writing?
    Never mind. More vodka.
    To you, comrade Vladimirovich!
  11. SubscriberPonderable
    chemist
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    07 Nov '16 12:24
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    No, just TMI.
    The meaning of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) is quite clear but why Trimethylindium (TMI)?
  12. SubscriberSuzianne
    Misfit Queen
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    07 Nov '16 13:01
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    The meaning of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) is quite clear but why Trimethylindium (TMI)?
    Too Much Information, my friend.
  13. Mar-a-Lago
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    07 Nov '16 16:54
    I knocked on the door of the Kremlin and said is Lenin.

    More vodka Dimitri.
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    07 Nov '16 17:01
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    The meaning of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) is quite clear but why Trimethylindium (TMI)?
    I did my final chemistry exam today... oh organic chemistry reaction conditions I won't miss you..
  15. Mar-a-Lago
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    07 Nov '16 19:21
    Putin red
    in tooth
    and claw
    poor old
    Ukraine
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