An Ode to RHP

Come on down to RHP
So many things to do and see
Let this become your online dwelling
Let Miss.Noodles fix your spelling
Come unleash your inner geek
And get picked on by a clique
Post an insult, post a flame
If you get banned
Make a new name

Whine how the mods abuse their power
Make sure to repeat it every bloody hour
Wait no longer to waste your time
I just want this line to rhyme
If you’re bored then play some blitz
If you’re a girl show us your t*ts
Get alerted, get deleted
Just wait till someone
Says you’ve cheated

See Korch sentences make fame
Oh wait, he’s left now - what a shame...
Read Bobby’s posts, what’s he conveying?
Yes I too don’t know what he’s saying
Watch Seitse discuss toilets with glee
Get called a but kisser if you agree
Play a game, have chat
But don’t lurk
Do you got that?

Sometimes the Hand is quite the *ss
He will bless you with his sass
Watch Mikelom – wait, is he drunk??
O-M-G, I can’t believe that punk!
Zozo needs to learn to write
Everyone thinks they’re always right
Post tomorrow, post tonight
Or just post
To start a fight

Then of course there’s always Cash
People think his posts are trash
See Palynka, what a “special” guy
He plagues this board, I don’t know why
And don’t forget of catfoodtim
That biased mod, watch out for him
Join a clan, join a club
‘Tis truly worth it
To buy a sub

Let Red Night tell you YOUR mean
On telling you this, he is keen!
Raven thinks she’s funny – ain’t it sad?
What’s with the “poems”? They are so bad!
And Trev is simply just the worst
With douchebaggery he’s cursed
Send a pm, rec a post
The meaner ones
Get rec’ed the most

Debates - all posts are FACT without sources
General’s a pasture for all the high horses
Spirituality ain’t got a prayer
If someone’s Godforsaken – they are!
Join the witch hunt at Only Chess
Who has cheated? Add your guess!
Post a story, post a link
If you’re being mean
Just post a wink

See trolls a-whoring for attention
Become a part of inter-clan tension
Get treated like you’ve committed treason
And then get banned for “no good reason”
Watch the mods bully your friend
Oh the drama, will it never end?
Make a move, take a skull
With all the retards
It’s never dull

But don’t say retard, it’s not correct
Though it will probably get wrecked
We’ll make fun of your appearance
If you leave we’ll say “Good riddance!”
Then someone will whine about that too
But oh well, what can you do?
Cry a river, build a bridge
And then burn it
By being a b****

Come see Phlab’s tilde obsession
This site will leave quite an impression
We’ll call you noob! and bone your mother
Most of us don’t even like each other.
All of this and so much more...!
So join already, you f****** whore.
Join us now, join us quick
And don’t forget
To post a pic!~

😉

Originally posted by Raven69
Come on down to RHP
So many things to do and see
Let this become your online dwelling
Let Miss.Noodles fix your spelling
Come unleash your inner geek
And get picked on by a clique
Post an insult, post a flame
If you get banned
Make a new name

Whine how the mods abuse their power
Make sure to repeat it every bloody hour
Wait no longer to waste yo ...[text shortened]... already, you f****** whore.
Join us now, join us quick
And don’t forget
To post a pic!~

😉

Originally posted by Raven69
Come on down to RHP
So many things to do and see
Let this become your online dwelling
Let Miss.Noodles fix your spelling
Come unleash your inner geek
And get picked on by a clique
Post an insult, post a flame
If you get banned
Make a new name

Whine how the mods abuse their power
Make sure to repeat it every bloody hour
Wait no longer to waste yo ...[text shortened]... already, you f****** whore.
Join us now, join us quick
And don’t forget
To post a pic!~

😉

Great work Raven 🙂

Nice one! 😵

Whenever there are rats, there is a plague. 😉

Rec'd!

Originally posted by Raven69
Come on down to RHP
So many things to do and see
Let this become your online dwelling
Let Miss.Noodles fix your spelling
Come unleash your inner geek
And get picked on by a clique
Post an insult, post a flame
If you get banned
Make a new name

Whine how the mods abuse their power
Make sure to repeat it every bloody hour
Wait no longer to waste yo ...[text shortened]... already, you f****** whore.
Join us now, join us quick
And don’t forget
To post a pic!~

😉

Originally posted by Raven69
Come on down to RHP
So many things to do and see
Let this become your online dwelling
Let Miss.Noodles fix your spelling
Come unleash your inner geek
And get picked on by a clique
Post an insult, post a flame
If you get banned
Make a new name

Whine how the mods abuse their power
Make sure to repeat it every bloody hour
Wait no longer to waste yo ...[text shortened]... already, you f****** whore.
Join us now, join us quick
And don’t forget
To post a pic!~

😉

Originally posted by Raven69
Come on down to RHP
So many things to do and see
Let this become your online dwelling
Let Miss.Noodles fix your spelling
Come unleash your inner geek
And get picked on by a clique
Post an insult, post a flame
If you get banned
Make a new name

Whine how the mods abuse their power
Make sure to repeat it every bloody hour
Wait no longer to waste yo ...[text shortened]... already, you f****** whore.
Join us now, join us quick
And don’t forget
To post a pic!~

😉

Originally posted by Raven69
Come on down to RHP
So many things to do and see
Let this become your online dwelling
Let Miss.Noodles fix your spelling
Come unleash your inner geek
And get picked on by a clique
Post an insult, post a flame
If you get banned
Make a new name

Whine how the mods abuse their power
Make sure to repeat it every bloody hour
Wait no longer to waste yo ...[text shortened]... already, you f****** whore.
Join us now, join us quick
And don’t forget
To post a pic!~

😉

Originally posted by wormwood
phlabs needs to write some chords for that. then you could do a duet.

Originally posted by Raven69
Come on down to RHP
So many things to do and see
Let this become your online dwelling
Let Miss.Noodles fix your spelling
Come unleash your inner geek
And get picked on by a clique
Post an insult, post a flame
If you get banned
Make a new name

Whine how the mods abuse their power
Make sure to repeat it every bloody hour
Wait no longer to waste yo ...[text shortened]... already, you f****** whore.
Join us now, join us quick
And don’t forget
To post a pic!~

😉

Originally posted by Red Night
Red Night Seal of Approval

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Nevermind all that, does your boyfrind eat crow?
That's what we want to know. 😛

Originally posted by Raven69
Which one?