An Ode to the General Forum

I hope that our few remaining friends
give up on trying to save us.
I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot
to piss off the dumb few that forgave us.
I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight.
And I hope we hang on past the last exit;
I hope its already too late.

I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow;
I hope it bleeds all day long.
Our friends say its darkest before the sun rises,
we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
I hope it stays dark forever.
I hope the worst isn't over.
I hope you blink before I do.
I hope I never get sober.
And I hope when you think of me years down the line,
you can't find one good thing to say.
And i'd hope that if I'd found the strength to walk out,
you'd stay the hell out of my way.

i am drowning.
there is no sign of land.
you are coming down with me,
hand in unloveable hand.
and i hope you die!
i hope we both die!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JPy_fiv3sAw&feature=related

Originally posted by uzless
I hope that our few remaining friends
give up on trying to save us.
I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot
to piss off the dumb few that forgave us.
I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight.
And I hope we hang on past the last exit;
I hope its already too late.

I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow;
I hope it bleeds all ...[text shortened]... ming down with me,
hand in unloveable hand.
and i hope you die!
i hope we both die!

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
And now I lay me down to sleep,
the uzless blackest of the sheep.

Should I still awake before I die,
in Wackoland, this Canadian Guy

prays his outlook and decorum
lightens up the general forum.



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Originally posted by uzless
I Bow to you Man

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Let's make it a great week... you in your way, me in mine. Yes?

Originally posted by uzless
Burn both ends and race to the middle?

Doesn't ANYONE know this song?

There once was a General forum,
It's existence was simply to bore 'em,
So let's talk about puns,
And nice juice cun's,
Make sticky that keyboard all o'er em.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Good. Let's compare notes next Sunday night.


-b

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
This is your thread I referred to...

Originally posted by uzless
cannot do justice to Doctor X and Doctor Y in a few sentences. Nonetheless, Doctor X and Doctor Y have alternate, if not opposite, ways of treating a patient that has amnesia. Doctor Y is compassionate and humane, whereas Doctor X relies on shock therapy. Both methods of treatment do not work and they are left with the conclusion that this patient may be beyond help....

Sound familiar?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Dentist Y... Now, now, my dear, with daily flossing and mouthwash everything will be just fine.

Dentist X... Your teeth are fine, Ma'am, but your gums must come out. Something like that?



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Originally posted by uzless
very similar

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What's the tertium quid?

Grumpy you couldn't light up a dark room with a flashlight and a truck load of everready batteries.