1. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
    Joined
    04 Oct '06
    Moves
    596034
    02 Apr '20 11:50
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I'm rarely seen in civilized society without my trusty elephant gun.

    I've been banned from the local zoo.

    😢
    Good story, but if true you'd be behind bars instead of your keyboard! 😉

    -VR
  2. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
    Joined
    09 Mar '08
    Moves
    200687
    02 Apr '20 12:07
    there are no fights that will be won, only fights that will be lost
    die before you die, then you will never die
  3. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
    Joined
    04 Oct '06
    Moves
    596034
    02 Apr '20 12:16
    @rookie54 said
    there are no fights that will be won, only fights that will be lost
    die before you die, then you will never die
    That that story to a few fellows who lost fights!....LOL....

    -VR
  4. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Quiz Master
    RHP Arms
    Joined
    09 Jun '07
    Moves
    48793
    04 Apr '20 00:00
    @petewxyz said
    Take out the bats!
    I'd recommend a Nerf Alternator.
    It's designed for Zombie killing but will stand
    you in good stead during any apocalypse.
    Vampire bats included.
  5. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
    Joined
    04 Oct '06
    Moves
    596034
    04 Apr '20 17:32
    @wolfgang59 said
    I'd recommend a Nerf Alternator.
    It's designed for Zombie killing but will stand
    you in good stead during any apocalypse.
    Vampire bats included.
    Bats look like little flying devils to me, always have!

    -VR
  6. The Ghost Chamber
    Joined
    14 Mar '15
    Moves
    28602
    04 Apr '20 17:44
    @very-rusty said
    Bats look like little flying devils to me, always have!

    -VR
    That's because you're a wuss.
  7. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
    Joined
    04 Oct '06
    Moves
    596034
    04 Apr '20 18:11
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    That's because you're a wuss.
    No goad that is your reflection when you look in the mirror! 😛 😉

    -VR
  8. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Quiz Master
    RHP Arms
    Joined
    09 Jun '07
    Moves
    48793
    04 Apr '20 21:58
    @very-rusty said
    No goad that is your reflection when you look in the mirror! 😛 😉

    -VR
    This repartee reminds me of
    YouTube

    (Anyone new to this sketch should have patience and watch to end)
  9. Standard memberMudfinger
    Ol' Dirty Heathen
    I'm Naked!
    Joined
    04 Jul '18
    Moves
    1046
    04 Apr '20 23:50
    @divegeester said
    What’s the best type of gun for home defence in this situation?
    A howitzer.
  10. Standard memberMudfinger
    Ol' Dirty Heathen
    I'm Naked!
    Joined
    04 Jul '18
    Moves
    1046
    04 Apr '20 23:51
    @wolfgang59 said
    For small game I use traps made from my wife's hair
    and washing-up-liquid bottles (à la Blue Peter), larger
    game I just wrestle to the ground (naked) and talk them
    to death. Our domesticated beef is all in the freezer.

    For self protection I use soap & water.
    I dig you.
  11. Joined
    14 Mar '04
    Moves
    173583
    05 Apr '20 12:51
    @mudfinger said
    I dig you.
    "Dig you"? Are you a throwback to the 40s-50s (Beatnik)? 🤔 😲
  12. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Quiz Master
    RHP Arms
    Joined
    09 Jun '07
    Moves
    48793
    05 Apr '20 17:50
    @Great-Big-Stees
    He's my gardener.
  13. Joined
    16 Feb '08
    Moves
    116436
    05 Apr '20 18:01
    @wolfgang59 said
    This repartee reminds me of
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMedd03JCA

    (Anyone new to this sketch should have patience and watch to end)
    The apotheosis of what certain exchanges have become.
  14. Joined
    14 Mar '04
    Moves
    173583
    05 Apr '20 18:03
    @wolfgang59 said
    @Great-Big-Stees
    He's my gardener.
    Kinda like Bill Murray, the groundskeeper?
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
    Joined
    04 Oct '06
    Moves
    596034
    05 Apr '20 19:03
    @great-big-stees said
    "Dig you"? Are you a throwback to the 40s-50s (Beatnik)? 🤔 😲
    If someone says, "I dig you," they mean, "I understand," and if they say, "I dig your outfit," they like it. Both slang usages come from 1930s African American English.
    dig - Dictionary Definition : Vocabulary.com
    https://www.vocabulary.com › dictionary › dig

    -VR
Back to Top

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.I Agree