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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'm rarely seen in civilized society without my trusty elephant gun.

I've been banned from the local zoo.

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Good story, but if true you'd be behind bars instead of your keyboard! 😉

-VR

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there are no fights that will be won, only fights that will be lost
die before you die, then you will never die

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@rookie54 said
there are no fights that will be won, only fights that will be lost
die before you die, then you will never die
That that story to a few fellows who lost fights!....LOL....

-VR

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@petewxyz said
Take out the bats!
I'd recommend a Nerf Alternator.
It's designed for Zombie killing but will stand
you in good stead during any apocalypse.
Vampire bats included.

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@wolfgang59 said
I'd recommend a Nerf Alternator.
It's designed for Zombie killing but will stand
you in good stead during any apocalypse.
Vampire bats included.
Bats look like little flying devils to me, always have!

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Bats look like little flying devils to me, always have!

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That's because you're a wuss.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
That's because you're a wuss.
No goad that is your reflection when you look in the mirror! 😛 😉

-VR

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@very-rusty said
No goad that is your reflection when you look in the mirror! 😛 😉

-VR
This repartee reminds me of


(Anyone new to this sketch should have patience and watch to end)

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A howitzer.

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@wolfgang59 said
For small game I use traps made from my wife's hair
and washing-up-liquid bottles (à la Blue Peter), larger
game I just wrestle to the ground (naked) and talk them
to death. Our domesticated beef is all in the freezer.

For self protection I use soap & water.
I dig you.

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@mudfinger said
I dig you.
"Dig you"? Are you a throwback to the 40s-50s (Beatnik)? 🤔 😲

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@Great-Big-Stees
He's my gardener.

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@wolfgang59 said
@Great-Big-Stees
He's my gardener.
Kinda like Bill Murray, the groundskeeper?

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@great-big-stees said
"Dig you"? Are you a throwback to the 40s-50s (Beatnik)? 🤔 😲
If someone says, "I dig you," they mean, "I understand," and if they say, "I dig your outfit," they like it. Both slang usages come from 1930s African American English.
dig - Dictionary Definition : Vocabulary.com
https://www.vocabulary.com › dictionary › dig

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