02 Apr '20 11:50>
@ghost-of-a-duke saidGood story, but if true you'd be behind bars instead of your keyboard! 😉
I'm rarely seen in civilized society without my trusty elephant gun.
I've been banned from the local zoo.
😢
-VR
@ghost-of-a-duke saidGood story, but if true you'd be behind bars instead of your keyboard! 😉
I'm rarely seen in civilized society without my trusty elephant gun.
I've been banned from the local zoo.
😢
@rookie54 saidThat that story to a few fellows who lost fights!....LOL....
there are no fights that will be won, only fights that will be lost
die before you die, then you will never die
@petewxyz saidI'd recommend a Nerf Alternator.
Take out the bats!
@wolfgang59 saidBats look like little flying devils to me, always have!
I'd recommend a Nerf Alternator.
It's designed for Zombie killing but will stand
you in good stead during any apocalypse.
Vampire bats included.
@very-rusty saidThat's because you're a wuss.
Bats look like little flying devils to me, always have!
-VR
@ghost-of-a-duke saidNo goad that is your reflection when you look in the mirror! 😛 😉
That's because you're a wuss.
@very-rusty saidThis repartee reminds me of
No goad that is your reflection when you look in the mirror! 😛 😉
-VR
@divegeester saidA howitzer.
What’s the best type of gun for home defence in this situation?
@wolfgang59 saidI dig you.
For small game I use traps made from my wife's hair
and washing-up-liquid bottles (à la Blue Peter), larger
game I just wrestle to the ground (naked) and talk them
to death. Our domesticated beef is all in the freezer.
For self protection I use soap & water.
@mudfinger said"Dig you"? Are you a throwback to the 40s-50s (Beatnik)? 🤔 😲
I dig you.
@wolfgang59 saidThe apotheosis of what certain exchanges have become.
This repartee reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMedd03JCA
(Anyone new to this sketch should have patience and watch to end)
@wolfgang59 saidKinda like Bill Murray, the groundskeeper?
@Great-Big-Stees
He's my gardener.
@great-big-stees saidIf someone says, "I dig you," they mean, "I understand," and if they say, "I dig your outfit," they like it. Both slang usages come from 1930s African American English.
"Dig you"? Are you a throwback to the 40s-50s (Beatnik)? 🤔 😲