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So, it's agreed that bees have knees (sort of)..

How about grasshoppers?

"Knee high to a grasshopper" would imply they do...

Any ideas?

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
So, it's agreed that bees have knees (sort of)..

How about grasshoppers?

"Knee high to a grasshopper" would imply they do...

Any ideas?
Only on a "kneed" to know basis.
Do you need to know?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Only on a "kneed" to know basis.
Do you need to know?
I really, really kneed to now, so if you no, please spill the beans.
Do grasshoppers have nees or gnees or kneeze or pnees?

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
I really, really kneed to now, so if you no, please spill the beans.
Do grasshoppers have nees or gnees or kneeze or pnees?
Who nose? Perhaps I'll luk it up and get back two ewe. Go on holed you're breth.


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Who nose? Perhaps I'll luk it up and get back two ewe. Go on holed you're breth.
When I was a kid...I used to get a Jam-Jar...Fill it up with Bees and other insignificant insects and smash it on a wall...Arrest me for what Officers?...I was about 6 or 7...Back of the net... 😀😀😀

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Originally posted by VinceNoir9
When I was a kid...I used to get a Jam-Jar...Fill it up with Bees and other insignificant insects and smash it on a wall...Arrest me for what Officers?...I was about 6 or 7...Back of the net... 😀😀😀
Say you were a precocious child weren't you. You went on to be a culinary scientist didn't you.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Say you were a precocious child weren't you. You went on to be a culinary scientist didn't you.
No, just all the other kidz were doing it son... 😀😀😀

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Originally posted by VinceNoir9
No, just all the other kidz were doing it son... 😀😀😀
and who was the shepherd?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
and who was the shepherd?
Dunno...

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Originally posted by VinceNoir9
Dunno...
perhaps a lawless herd then.

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Originally posted by VinceNoir9
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When I was a kid...I used to get a Jam-Jar...Fill it up with Bees and other insignificant insects and smash it on a wall...Arrest me for what Officers?...I was about 6 or 7...Back of the net/b]
After you wantonly and with malice-a-forethought smashed the jar did you happen to notice whether the grasshoppers had knees?

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
After you wantonly and with malice-a-forethought smashed the jar did you happen to notice whether the grasshoppers had knees?
...After the said Jar had been smashed, I just saw Death and Bees gasping for there last breath...Classic...Now, you'd get done by the Law on Health & Safety ffs...In my day kidz could just rip a wing of a defenceless Butterfly...Frogs you rescued for some strange reason...Dont know why but you just did... 😀😀😀